Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Kanu Nwankwo

Legends!

2. Duncan Mighty

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeUoPehEKv/

Amen.

3. Quadri

If someone wants to borrow 10k from you and it's 3k you can dash them please dash them.

People these days don't want to return money they borrow.

— Quadri (@Quadri___) November 22, 2018

Exactly what I think too.

4. Chinedu Ikedieze

Hmm… oro agba!

5. Okewande

This one will say he is a rapper very soon now.

Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me
Fool me thrice because I don't have sense
Keep fooling me because you don't have conscience ?

— Okewande (@laOK3_) November 22, 2018

6. Zahra

The way he described the Chibok abduction was so irresponsible , like some inappropriate beer parlour banter
I only wanted to read the book to find out what really happened in his head at the time.
Nothing

— Zahra Zaraa Danejo (@tinkizee2) November 22, 2018

E ma da lohun.

He was just saying the reactions were politically motivated. Though, he said he was not as ‘useless’ as people said. He did things

7. Osas

10 Things to quit:

1. Self-doubt
2. Trying to please everyone
3. Scared of change
4. Giving yourself little or no Attention.
5. Overthinking
6. Thinking about yourself alone.
7. Regretting past mistakes
8. Repeating past mistakes
9. feeling entitled
10. Sidelining God.

— Osas Cruz (@OsasCruz) November 22, 2018

8. Dolapo

This is election not Nairabet

You don't vote outcomes.

You vote your conviction.

I don't believe voting the same breed of politicians into office will change anything

If you believe so, that's fine also.

Vote your own. I will vote my own.

Voting outcome is a silly idea

— Dolapo Oni (@Dolarpo) November 22, 2018