Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Wale Ozolua

Lol! This one went to borrow agbada to do ‘fine boy’.

This is not fair at all.

What did I ever do to you people?

Somebody can not wear blue agbada again?

How can I remind you of "Baba Blue"??? pic.twitter.com/ER6KRXu8sF

— Wale Ozolua (@WaleOzolua) July 9, 2018

2. Kwabena

Hmm… this makes sense: ‘If I have to lose people to get where I need to be…’

I never change, I just grew up. Learnt what's best for me. If I have to lose people to get where I need to be, then I'm okay with that.

— Kwabena?? (@_ohenekunta) July 9, 2018

3. Korede Bello

You don’t know a person, until you’ve seen em under pressure.

— Korayday (@koredebello) July 9, 2018

Hmmm… true though.

Tell us more bro!!

4. Chief Observer

Politics in my country, where the same people will wear different cloth and promise to produce different result, i wonder if its the clothes that will make the difference.

— African Mentality (@Chiefobserver1) July 9, 2018

5. Sewa

You complain the government don't fulfil their promises. You that bought coke last week, have you returned the bottle.

— Sewa ? (@Duchess_Tweets) July 9, 2018

All these little things…

6. Kate Henshaw

I don't get this argument or shade about Old Nollywood vs New Nollywood…Nollywood is Nollywood..
This is the same divisive trend that breeds disharmony in the nation..
Nollywood started somewhere… so did Hollywood… ???#Justsaying

— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) July 9, 2018

Aunty has spoken! Listen, please.

But… I think the comparison is based on technological advancement and the stories.

7. Pius Adesanmi

See what kind of thoughts that run through our minds in this country?

Thoughts that should be erased even before they come, but no, This is Nigeria!

We approach Ibadan. My heart is cutting gbim gbim gbim as my driver makes to overtake this bringer of death to my people. Poorly tethered containers fall, we die needless deaths. Driver, nor overtake am o. He obeys me. I can swear he is cursing dis obodo oyibo people in his mind. pic.twitter.com/zTiqUv8giY

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) July 9, 2018