Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Commissioner of Police, Lagos State Police command Imohimi Edgal,

Imohimi Edgal, the new CP uncovered new facts about Davido’s involvement in Caroline Danjuma lover’s death. His name is Tagbo.

WATCH:

BREAKING: Lagos state commissioner of police speaking on Tagbo's death and confirmed Davido lied to them. pic.twitter.com/hNmR00hInF

— PEREZ (@__perez94) October 12, 2017

Of all the things to be concerned about, Perez flagged this:

He shouldn't have read out Davido address, very wrong

— NattyBoy (@yinkanatty) October 12, 2017

He could have just said Davido's house not read out his full address to the national public

— NattyBoy (@yinkanatty) October 12, 2017

Glad to see CCTV/Technology is being used for crime fighting. For now, let the police keep investigating, avoid casting aspersions on anyone https://t.co/KZsgsTzI6k

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) October 12, 2017

2. Atiku Abubakar

The Lagos state government has confirmed a few cases of Monkeypox. The former Vice President tweets encouragement.

We defeated Ebola together, we can defeat monkeypox together. pic.twitter.com/5LqmvHvWFr

— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 12, 2017

3. Kayode Ogundamisi

Commotion hit secondary schools in Abia state after rumours spread that the Army was using their free medical outreach as a ruse to inject children with Monkeypox. Kayode Ogundamisi is not pleased.

Look at the?again, look at what you subjected your children to, innocent children, you are already planting hate, hope its worth your gains? pic.twitter.com/WogPLnWCWF

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) October 12, 2017

Reactions:

It shows the level of illiteracy still prevalent in the SE. Its a shame!

— Eustace Merkel (@Eustace090) October 12, 2017

This is not the best time for the medical outreach the army is trying to do in the SE.

Dem for wait small

— 'Deji Asiru-Balogun (@WilDeji) October 12, 2017

What I don't get is why the Army is always on the streets when we are not in war or emergency. Even the police shouldn't be this intrusive. https://t.co/wyWGAvKYAe

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) October 12, 2017

The law's recognition and protection of individual dignity is the difference between the bus driver in London and the bus driver in Lagos.

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) October 12, 2017

3. Yemi Osinbajo

After the NNPC $26 billion naira blew up courtsey Ibe Kachikwu, the Vice President has confirmed a role he played with respect to Joint Venture loans for the corporation. Twitter assumes he’s laid down his life for his voice.

In response to media inquiries on NNPC joint venture financing, VP Osinbajo, as Ag President approved recommendations after due diligence…

— Laolu Akande (@akandeoj) October 12, 2017

…& adherence to established procedure. Action necessary to deal with huge backlog of unpaid cash calls which Buhari adm. inherited…

— Laolu Akande (@akandeoj) October 12, 2017

….and also to incentivize much needed fresh investments in the oil & gas sector

— Laolu Akande (@akandeoj) October 12, 2017

1/ STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: To clarify the falsehood and misinformation circulating about the @NNPCgroup Presidential Approvals: pic.twitter.com/C20q9esskj

— Presidency Nigeria (@NGRPresident) October 12, 2017

4. Demola Olarewaju

With these interesting turn of events, Demola points us back to culture.

Why all this cross statements?Baru said that @MBuhari approved the contracts now it is @ProfOsinbajo hmmmm! @APCNigeria we hail thee! https://t.co/RTiB6PDo1K

— Torino (@oodije) October 12, 2017

Sam Hart worries for the VP’s political survival.

Hope our Pastor Prof. SAN is able to come out of this administration intact. How many bullets can he take with his halo intact?

— Sam Hart (@hartng) October 12, 2017

I sincerely feel for Osinbajo. Man can't even quit now. I think supposed men of God should stay away from politics.

— Elepo Robi Inc. (@femiTRIP) October 12, 2017

So the Ag. VP approved projects worth over $20m contrary to our laws?? This is interesting… pic.twitter.com/cy3kdcknxx

— Kingsley (@kingysly_01) October 12, 2017

Our MCM right now pic.twitter.com/kp1coG0jO6

— Elepo Robi Inc. (@femiTRIP) October 12, 2017

Loool

Politics is sweet

Prof Osinbajo took one for the team

— Jake Nathan Corleone (@Hitee_) October 12, 2017

Baru went to his office the day Kachikwu visited GMB. Osinbajo is in on the scam https://t.co/JIYv3HoMcw

— Ayobami (@dondekojo) October 12, 2017

If so much "loot" has been "recovered", why is Buhari requesting for a $5.5 billion loan?

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) October 12, 2017

5. Pius Adesanmi leaves us with a puzzle.

2019 War Chest Mathematics Exam

N640 billion contracts + shutting down Atiku's monopoly while nothing happens to Dangote's monopoly = ????

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) October 12, 2017

6. Sam Omatseye

Mr Omatseye thinks that this corruption scandal leads to one conclusion:

Buhari should speak. We now know the contracts happened when he was on leave. Impeachable offence

— Sam Omatseye (@samomatseye) October 12, 2017

@okekecc No need sir. The VP approved as Ag. President. His media aide has confirmed. Check Laolu Akande's handle

— Taheer Momodu (@Taheer101) October 12, 2017

7. Ayo Sogunro

Lawyer and political commentator is of the opinion that it is hopeless to vote the two most popular political parties in the country.

Please, in 2019, don't vote PDP. Don't vote APC.

Just don't vote any party that has had a chance to rework Nigeria's structure but didn't.

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) October 11, 2017

As usual, I'm not going to tell anyone who to vote for. But, if you're an adult Nigerian you should already know who/what not to vote for.

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) October 11, 2017

Caveat: Talking of the federal level. Maybe in your local/state governments, APC or PDP is doing wonders. Good for you, then. Carry on.

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) October 11, 2017

Bonus:

Wole drops subs for Nigerians who like to spout off  about racism.

https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/918496156761640961

https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/918496474836750337

It's annoying af, especially when trying to explain racism and poverty in America.

— Precious. (@imgoodnewz) October 12, 2017

Reaction:

Nigerians living in America always swear they're the only enlightened ones and others should shut up. https://t.co/z6mUH6kJeN

— Edu Montee (@edumontee) October 12, 2017