Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Muhammadu Buhari
Last night I was pleased to host to the Breaking of the #Ramadan Fast, young Nigerians working in entertainment, arts, media and other fields. I thanked them for their continuing support, and assured that we will create a Nigeria that works for them and for all Nigerians. pic.twitter.com/fA8YNE84zu
— Muhammadu Buhari (@MBuhari) June 8, 2018
At least, maybe he understands that young Nigerians are not lazy after all.
From our Social Investment Programmes, to the work of the Presidential Enabling Business Environment Council (PEBEC), to our vision for Agriculture, Technology, and many other policies, we are demonstrating our commitment to creating an environment for young Nigerians to thrive. pic.twitter.com/WrrcAfBLND
— Muhammadu Buhari (@MBuhari) June 8, 2018
Many young Nigerians might not know about these policies or have not felt the impact. Inadequate publicity?
I also reminded them of their power to vote candidates of their choice, which is one of the founding principles of democracy. Your vote is your power, get your PVCs, vote for whoever you desire, regardless of ethnicity or religion. And encourage other people to vote as well. pic.twitter.com/xek6WS3tBU
— Muhammadu Buhari (@MBuhari) June 8, 2018
2. Drizzy
My girlfriend just posted on Instagram "I am madly in love with the tattoo on his neck"
But looking at my neck right now, I can't see any tattoo. What's going on? pic.twitter.com/WkvsNkqlZI— MAN LIKE DRIZZY ??(RUSSIA 2018,BRAZIL ??) (@drizzyposh25_) June 7, 2018
Sigh!
When ‘you people’ do not know what to tweet again…
3. Cynthia ‘Madrina’ Morgan
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjxGIkYBwRc/?taken-by=officialmadrina
You can say she is probably back.
4. Denrele Edun
5. Alimi Ibrahim
If Dangote gives you 25 million naira right now, what are you doing first?
— Alimi Ibrahim (@DONHALOGEN) June 8, 2018
When are we going to stop asking these kinds of questions biko?
Dangote cannot wake from his sleep and decide to dash out money. There has to be a process and the participants would have known what to do before going through the process.
Abeg abeg!
6. Pius Adesanmi
OBJ finally surfaces! But sha, why is it that whenever there is a mud fight among Nigeria's political elite, whoever feels d most vulnerable runs to d public for help? What is our own? When u were all family affairing PTF, Halliburton, Siemens, Malabu, did u run to us?
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) June 8, 2018
Hmmm… he might not answer. Let’s ask his media team who wrote a whole epistle on the supposed plot to frame him.
7. Deji Adeyanju
So some YOUTHS went to Aso Rock yesterday to see Buhari and collected Thanks for Coming, N2million each. Very soon they will start telling us why it is good for Buhari to continue.
Kai, this hunger thing ?
— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) June 8, 2018
Fact or hearsay?
They might actually have reasons Buhari should come back.
It is their PVC…
I don’t know why all the insults since morning. I ain’t beefing anyone that collected N2million from Aso Rock ooo. ?
— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) June 8, 2018
He seems to be too sure.
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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