Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Lois Babe
Every lady should ask guys that are asking her out for their PVC before agreeing to go out with them. No PVC, no toasting
For married women, no PVC, no Jangolova – Fela Durotoye #ThePlatformNG. The funniest of dem all, 😆 😆 😆 😆
— Loisbabe (@ngbabe1) May 1, 2018
2. Lois Babe
3. Pius Adesanmi
Osinbajo and his Oga. Night and day… #ThePlatformNG
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) May 1, 2018
A similar one:
President: says youths are lazy.
Vice President: rolls out the names of young people during incredible things.
The difference in exposure, mindset and paradigms is like morning and night!!#ThePlatformNG
— Chidi H. Lemchi (@HLemchi) May 1, 2018
— Gbenga Olorunpomi (@GbengaGOLD) May 1, 2018
One interesting reply:
6. Obinna Nwokike
7. Nedu Okeke
Yemi Osinbajo is smart. But Nigeria's uniqueness forces him to work under – and lie for – a near illiterate and grossly incompetent president. #ThePlatformNG
— Nedu Ekeke #BBOG (@Nedunaija) May 1, 2018
9. Ohimai Amaize
Madam Sola Salako, stop blaming the Nigerian media for Nigeria’s problems. We should focus more on raising quality citizens who prefer serious issues to salacious headlines and #BBNaija. It is the reason The Sun has survived and NEXT newspapers folded up. #ThePlatformNG
— Ohimai Godwin Amaize (@MrFixNigeria) May 1, 2018
10. Fawoye David
You people should invite Buhari to #ThePlatformNG too
— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) May 1, 2018
Don't mind them, every year they keep inviting Yemi Osinbajo.. They should invite Buhari let's see how their god will perform.. #ThePlatformNG
— Tcee 🇳🇬 (@emmaikumeh) May 1, 2018
Best #ThePlatformNG series I have watched. It smashed the table completely.
Leadership is a problem in Nigeria, the solution is citizen engagement.
We need to get involved in politics.
We have to start holding elected officials accountable.
We have to start voting right.
— George (@GeorgiaRaz) May 1, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram