Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Lois Babe

Every lady should ask guys that are asking her out for their PVC before agreeing to go out with them. No PVC, no toasting

For married women, no PVC, no Jangolova – Fela Durotoye #ThePlatformNG. The funniest of dem all, ? ? ? ?

— Loisbabe (@ngbabe1) May 1, 2018

2. Lois Babe

3. Pius Adesanmi

Osinbajo and his Oga. Night and day… #ThePlatformNG

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) May 1, 2018

A similar one:

President: says youths are lazy.

Vice President: rolls out the names of young people during incredible things.

The difference in exposure, mindset and paradigms is like morning and night!!#ThePlatformNG

— Chidi H. Lemchi (@HLemchi) May 1, 2018

4. Chinyere

5. Gbenga

So, instead of @MoghaluKingsley pushing his own agenda, he spent the entire time bashing others. Another 'yoot' missing an open goal at the start of the game. #ThePlatformNG

— Gbenga Olorunpomi (@GbengaGOLD) May 1, 2018

One interesting reply:

Pushing his own agenda? Did anyone tell you The Platform was a campaign ground.

And don’t you talk about youth or yoot, you go to work daily to work for the embodiment of a lazy Nigerian youth who will lose his next election. I hope you have plans post-YahayaBello.

Yoot!

— 🦅 (@Lord__Dexter) May 1, 2018

6. Obinna Nwokike

7. Nedu Okeke

Yemi Osinbajo is smart. But Nigeria's uniqueness forces him to work under – and lie for – a near illiterate and grossly incompetent president. #ThePlatformNG

— Nedu Ekeke #BBOG (@Nedunaija) May 1, 2018

8. Philz

9. Ohimai Amaize

Madam Sola Salako, stop blaming the Nigerian media for Nigeria’s problems. We should focus more on raising quality citizens who prefer serious issues to salacious headlines and #BBNaija. It is the reason The Sun has survived and NEXT newspapers folded up. #ThePlatformNG

— Ohimai Godwin Amaize (@MrFixNigeria) May 1, 2018

10. Fawoye David

11. Ikechukwu

You people should invite Buhari to #ThePlatformNG too

Ndi ala

— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) May 1, 2018

Don't mind them, every year they keep inviting Yemi Osinbajo.. They should invite Buhari let's see how their god will perform.. #ThePlatformNG

— Tcee ?? (@emmaikumeh) May 1, 2018

12. George

Best #ThePlatformNG series I have watched. It smashed the table completely.

Leadership is a problem in Nigeria, the solution is citizen engagement.

We need to get involved in politics.

We have to start holding elected officials accountable.

We have to start voting right.

— George (@GeorgiaRaz) May 1, 2018