Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ajiboye

Queen Elizabeth shakes Buhari hand without gloves; that's not the practice of Her Majesty.

She wears majestic gloves to shake everyone, except those dear to her or someone special.

This is enough to further prove the integrity in President Muhammadu Buhari. pic.twitter.com/iPx9e0xBba

— Tunmise Reformer (@MrRefor) May 8, 2018

Brethren, is this now an achievement we are supposed to dance for?

2. Omojuwa

Whoever succeeds Buhari will have the current Attorney General as his or her Diezani.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 8, 2018

3. Eldee

Why do we save what we consider to be the best part of a meal for last?

Why do we wait till the end before eating the last piece meat?

— eLDee (@eLDeeTheDon) May 8, 2018

4. Zamahni

"Baby I'm sorry; it's not me, is the devil's handwork" ??

Devil: will you shut up! pic.twitter.com/2frS1REMcX

— Åškiå_Zåmåhńį (@askimini) May 8, 2018

5. Korede Bello

Love yourself.

— Korayday Bello (@koredebello) May 8, 2018

Very Important.

6. Aisha Yesufu

Imagine how more cleverer you would find them when they get the kind of educational resources our own children get.
It's not fair good quality education is now dependent on economic status of one's family.
You would then be proud of them and yourself too https://t.co/dCDWkwKV25

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) May 8, 2018

Replying to:

I used to be a University Lecturer but I can tell you, there is something special about reading to and teaching children.

I was blown away with how clever the Primary 3 pupils of Alagbaka Estate Primary School were.

Feel like such a proud father. pic.twitter.com/GGP7xo8ApI

— Prof Yemi Osinbajo (@ProfOsinbajo) May 4, 2018