Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 @Zahra_XII ft Apostle Suleman
General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries International, Apostle Johnson Suleman is back in the social media spotlight with his dated interesting views on cheating. Let’s just say he’s nobody’s favourite pastor.
PS: What’s with conducting marriage counselling in front of the whole church?
See below:
The husband is impregnating women all over and insulting his wife that she is barren but see how your MCM settles the dispute, smh. pic.twitter.com/UajC79Wv9F
— xyz ?? (@Zahra_XIII) July 21, 2017
— xyz ?? (@Zahra_XIII) July 21, 2017
— xyz ?? (@Zahra_XIII) July 21, 2017
Reactions:
This "pastor" is a silly, chauvinistic bugger.
— chika unigwe (@chikaunigwe) July 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/Sinistrian/status/888353542385401857
I don't blame the pastor,in fact I have nothing against him. I blame his members,they have refused to have sense.
— Charlz Sage. (@CharlzSage) July 21, 2017
I cannot watch anymore, it's irritating, grossly insensitive….the woman is being brought so low, worse still even women are hailing….
— oyewole Temitope (@TemiOyewole) July 21, 2017
This pastor and his congregation were having a laugh at this woman's misfortune while blaming her for everything. Mass delusion.
— Lawrence Nwangwa (@Prof16440) July 21, 2017
I feel so much pain for this woman… Imagine being openly embarrassed, humiliated amid all the marital troubles she's going through. ??
— Chinedu Jonathan (@AgenttJay) July 21, 2017
2. Juliet Kego
Befor you give up on God and Christianity, remember this…
Your pastor is NOT God
Your pastor is NOT Jesus
Your pastor is NOT the holy spirit
He is a guide, a MAN of God; NOT a god of men or IDOL!!! https://t.co/dfmFxghKjm— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 21, 2017
A similar advice applies to Muslims
Your Alfa/Sheikh is NOT Allah
He is not Prophet Muhammad(SAW)
He is a guide,a leader/teacher of d Deen
Don't idol him nd blindly follow not https://t.co/Uo6o4kjEWT— رضوان (@DiamondInDRouf) July 21, 2017
Take heed.
3. Omojuwa ft Monica Ambrose
Someone new is in the running for the highest office in the land. All the way from the Netherlands, here’s Monica Ambrose with her manifesto.
Guys, please support Monica Ambrose for President in 2019. Don't laugh, vote. pic.twitter.com/ChT4ICDzW0
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 21, 2017
17 years in Netherlands, Monica has lost touch with realities in Nigeria.
— Ojo Dolire?? (@ojodolire) July 21, 2017
All she needs to return in touch with reality is to land at Murtala. Please don't be negative. Let's support a fellow despora.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 21, 2017
On the 10 second mark, she lowkey killed mosquito on her arm. She has my vote. She doesn't take rubbish ???? https://t.co/xOUnNBxzr4
— ? DaddyMo PhD CEng ? (@officialdaddymo) July 21, 2017
We certainly didn’t see that coming.
4. Sean Spicer
Another thing we did not see coming was the termination of the Spicer-Trump relationship. We really thought it was going to be to the death.
It's been an honor & a privilege to serve @POTUS @realDonaldTrump & this amazing country. I will continue my service through August
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) July 21, 2017
But alas. Things change.
5. Daily Mail
Here’ s Daily Mail’s tribute to Spicer:
R.I.P. Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary, 2017 – 2017 pic.twitter.com/y7QmJAroYH
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 21, 2017
Twitter reacts to Sean’s resignation
If Sean Spicer announces his own resignation, is it true?
— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) July 21, 2017
Actual footage of Sean Spicer leaving. pic.twitter.com/wdOpA7c7zn
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) July 21, 2017
Goodbye, Sean Spicer. Rest in covfefe.
— God ? (@TheGoodGodAbove) July 21, 2017
Congratulations Sean Spicer. You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions!
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) July 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/Gidimeister/status/888469256429420545
Not easy sha. No work. People are offering 30k for accountant with 5 years experience + 2:1. The streets are rough.
— gidimeister (@gidimeister) July 21, 2017
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Tiffany Haddish (one of the best storytellers of our generation) talks about taking Will & Jada on a Groupon swamp tour. Pt. I pic.twitter.com/fKYeS8u8NG
— Alicia's Interlude ? (@hotlinebling) July 20, 2017
Tiffany Haddish (one of the best storytellers of our generation) talks about taking Will & Jada on a Groupon swamp tour. Pt. 2 pic.twitter.com/OIpq2xvNqD
— Alicia's Interlude ? (@hotlinebling) July 20, 2017
Tiffany Haddish (one of the best storytellers of our generation) talks about taking Will & Jada on a Groupon swamp tour. Pt. 3 pic.twitter.com/6GBqqFVuDR
— Alicia's Interlude ? (@hotlinebling) July 20, 2017
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6. Sam Hart
Igbos are still jubilating over their WAEC state scores:
For the 3rd year in a row, Abia State has come 1st with students with highest scores in the May/June WAEC exams.
2015
2016
2017.#WeMove. pic.twitter.com/jE4LS7CdGi— Sam Hart (@hartng) July 20, 2017
Reactions:
This results are from private schools who pay heavily, what about government schools are they getting same results? The answer is no.
— Jugo (@Jugoclothing) July 21, 2017
How I wish career counselors can spring into action at this point before they are victims of the assembly line University Education. https://t.co/JcnSaUnQUT
— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) July 20, 2017
7. Demola Olarewaju
Demola gives his verdict of the current administration:
This Govt has broken every record of failure previously held by any Govt in Nigeria. This surely wasn't the #Change 15m Nigerians voted.
— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) July 21, 2017
8. J.K Rowling
And J.K can no longer stomach these conspiracy theorists.
Do the writers of such garbage pause, even for a second, to remember the conspiracy theorists who've recently reached for guns and knives? pic.twitter.com/qiB9XCirFY
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 21, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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