Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I was at the Ghanaian High commission yesterday to protest attacks on Nigerian traders in Ghana..A Nig who commits a crime must pay for it, not criminalize all citizens. He assured protection, and the culprits arrested pic.twitter.com/NGaaYks1TS
— Abike Dabiri-Erewa (@abikedabiri) June 21, 2019
So you are announcing to us that you are doing your job?
The wise response to the Miyetti Allah’s plan to establish a vigilante group in the South East isn’t to shout/cry. It’s for Leaders of the Zone to strategically engage themselves & come up with a master plan; call forth your Bakassi Boys and set plans in motion to activate them.
— Henry Shield (@henryshield) June 21, 2019
Can’t believe your best idea is Bakassi boys. Shame on your cheap suit.
Two hundred ninety-seven thousand Naira is the salary of a Commissioner in Ondo State. So before you start lobbying for positions in government, make sure you research the salary and entitlements unless you want to go in and steal, you may be better off contributing from outside.
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) June 21, 2019
These politicians shouldn’t even be paid at all.
The real question is why up to this point he has been allowed to form these opinions about “skirts” on men.
This is literally his culture. If you only dress traditionally on cultural day, don’t be surprised when this happens https://t.co/JLgGKZUzgr
— Suga no Moto ? (@sugabelly) June 21, 2019
The one that can’t stand your partner but won’t say until you’ve broken up. lol https://t.co/OM21vKfQW1
— beauty. spirit. light. (@EniolaHu) June 21, 2019
Eniola is backkkkkk
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.