Ifreke Inyang [@ifreke]
The Campaigns for July Twitter Personality is on. @sm1hot kicked off the series and this week, @BabaOloriokoBB takes his turn to canvass for votes:
What’s the name of your Twi-party?
Twi-party (Touts’ Democratic Party)
What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?
Iye ye ye, we ‘loaf’ our followers
How are you funding your campaign?
It’s none of your business!
Why are you running for Twitter Personality?
Do I look like I am running? I am sitting down na!
Who do you consider as your biggest threat in the race?
I be like PDP. I no get threat.
If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?
Well, I will not make fun of them. I will hire a private tutor that will be teaching them in DM to avoid future earthquakes on my TL.
What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?
Jail term? If you win, you are safe. If you lose, I push you into exile!
Who will be your Ministers?
@Officialkapone will be head of security guards, @tayotv will be collecting friday offerings, @DJBLAKITO will be the DJ for Friday night Twitter Proms, @Iamkanmi and @TheFoxHimself will be my personal advisers when it comes to checking out fine girls’ avatars for their degree of endowment.
What specific thing will you do to appreciate all those who would have voted you into power?
What’s your manifesto?
What do you think about the YNaija Twitter Personality series?
I think it is a good idea. It helps people know who you are, so on twitter they can say hi to you and you can say hi back to them at least.