Twitter Personality Campaign: Cyrus tha Virus

by Ifreke Inyang

The race is more intense and intriguing in May – a tight one so far – with votes swinging in many directions. The ‘Twi-campaigns’ essentially promote each nominee and attempt to persuade those who haven’t voted to do so for them.

@Cyrus_thaVirus speaks:

 

What’s the name of your Twi-party?

 

Razzos Worldwide

 

What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?

 

We put the Razz in Razzmatazz!!

 

How are you funding your campaign?

 

By robbing old people on the streets and collecting tickets and park levies at taxi parks/bakeries/bus stops!!! Duh!!

 

Why are you running for Twitter Personality?

 

Cuz y’all thought me worthy enough to be selected! Thanx by the way! 🙂

 

Who do you consider as your biggest threat in the race?

 

My loud mouth!!! (X_x)

 

What stands you out from the others?

 

My heart!!!! I got a big heart and I enjoy a good laugh, funny tweets and trouble makers!!

 

If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?

 

I’d force them to drive on the streets of Lagos without their car horns!! 😀

 

What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?

 

I’d sentence both parties involved to sing the Nigerian National anthem at the top of their voice in the middle of a movie at the galleria!!! Hehehehe!

 

Who will be your Ministers?

 

Nobody!!! I intend to be a dictator up in this!!!! Gaddhafi is my hero!!!! 0:)

 

What specific thing will you do to appreciate all those who would have voted you into power?

 

Free recharge cards, shikena!!!!

 

What’s your manifesto?

 

Dame Patience Jonathan hasn’t sent it in yet! We’re waiting for her to draft one.

 

What do you think about the YNaija Twitter Personality series?

 

I think it’s great!! Its adding a side of twitter that was becoming extinct – easy, harmless FUN!!!!!

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