Twitter Personality Campaign: Tufab

by Ifreke Inyang

As the race for the title of April’s Twitter Personality gets more interesting, YNaija pumps up the fun and games. We start off a new series this week called the Twitter Personality Campaign. What is this about? We will be conducting a second set of short interviews which we have tagged ‘Twampaigns’. It is essentially to promote each nominee and push those who possibly haven’t voted to do so for them. We’re just having a little fun!

We talk to @tufab

What’s the name of your Twi-party?

TDP – Twitter Democracy Party

What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?

For now, we are using Honda Accord when money come, we’ll use bigger cars, lol! The Motto is: No time, so vote wisely. And the symbol na *Deuces*

How are you funding your campaign?

Money no too dey so I just dey beg my followers to cooperate with me make things for better. I get good package for all of them.

Why are you running for Twitter Personality?

I’m not running, I don’t have that kind of strength. But the people chose me so I believe they trust my capabilities and am honoured. I am relaxed, no need to run.

Who do you consider as your biggest threat in the race?

Myself! I am my own biggest threat, walahi! Because most times I run and run and even run pass myself and my shadow join. Okay seriously, the race is open so everybody is a threat even you self. Anybody can won, sorry win.

What stands you out from the others?

I’ve not started using a walking stick so for now my mind. My mind is sick… #TeamYabaLeft 😀 I am just 2fab that’s all.

If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?

With the money YNaija might give me, I’ll enroll all of them in a good Twitschool so they can learn how to speak and tweet in good English. The ones that refuse to learn, I’ll sell them.

What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?

I’ll block them for 3 months so it will be 3 months imprisonment. Twitter should be a place to learn and smile not fight. Most times it’s fun but my party won’t condone such. Never!

Who will be your Ministers?

@Rudeboi070 @Prodeegy @Oluwaweezy @Drewbaba @Gbagaundetector @Hayjaybawa

What specific thing will you do to appreciate all those who would have voted you into power?

I’ll follow all of them, share recharge cards and choose a lucky person to party with WFBC every weekend.

What’s your manifesto?

I am not manifesting anything so there’s no manifesto..

What do you think about the YNaija Twitter Personality series?

It’s absolutely superb! It’s one of the greatest developments on twitter so far. It has got my full support and I’m sure it has that of my followers too. It’s just a unique something and it’s cool like that.

Comments (9)

  1. Tufab is sumtin else…u gotta luv him…no sad moment…lways happy…luv hm mucho!

  2. Tufab is crazy I can't stop laffin . This guy is Tu-Fabulous . U̶̲̥̅̊ got ma vote

  3. I said it before and I'd say it again… stop all the campaign and voting enchilada,give the award to Tufab already!!! d guy's is something else! go Tufab!

  4. Omg! Tufab is so damn too very lovely funny. I pay d world not 2 end on 21st so i can keep enjoying him. Roflmmfao!

  5. Jeez!!! tufab is not from dis planet I swear…I just love him…he funny die

  6. Walahi, 2fab, you are a real social instrument. I love this innovation, you're on point. I'll give you my sexy grand'ma, she's just 90 and still cute.

  7. Dis Nicca Is Sick…. LMFAO Wonder the planet he's from Jeez

  8. Lmao!…tufab na chronic ODE!…jeez,block 4 3months?…niwas,none of em nominees have captured my heart 2 vote for dem…g'luck tufab

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