by Lekan Olanrewaju

From thoughts on Chelsea FC’s win yesterday to jabs at the US war in Afghanistan, check out what everyone was discussing on twitter yesterday.

@ogundamisi: On a day we paraded 3 teenagers, we anounce D ‘death’ of main man behind D killing, Abu Mohammed. Nigeria we no dey carry last 4 stupidity!

@toluogunlesi: I think GEJ should start issuing advance condolences to the Nigerian people. That way nobody accuses him of wasting time

@KathleenNdongmo: Because of the #Nigeria Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been permanently extinguished.

@piersmorgan: Actually want #Chelsea to win. Quite extraordinary, disturbing emotion.

@rioferdy5: Its actually funny that when you mention a hip hop track you are  all of a sudden seen to be trying to be ‘gangsta’! On da real tho I’m a G!

@BankyW: Arsenal 4 life BUT Congrats to Chelsea for playing a great game. Lets hope their owner actually keeps Di Matteo 4 at least a year 4 a change

@elrufai: DIG John Haruna was a fine police officer and a real patriot. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen..sad that the best die early..

@BorowitzReport: The mission in Afghanistan right now could essentially be defined as “making people hate us more.”

@Joan_Rivers: Dumb! Madame Tussauds in Germany put their wax figure of Anne Frank next to their figure of Hitler. They couldn’t find room in the attic?

@TheEllenShow: Happy Pi Day, everybody! If I had $3.14 for everything I knew about pi, I wouldn’t have any money.