“We no dey carry last for stupidity!”: Check out the top ten tweets from yesterday

by Lekan Olanrewaju

From thoughts on Chelsea FC’s win yesterday to jabs at the US war in Afghanistan, check out what everyone was discussing on twitter yesterday.

@ogundamisi: On a day we paraded 3 teenagers, we anounce D ‘death’ of main man behind D killing, Abu Mohammed. Nigeria we no dey carry last 4 stupidity!

@toluogunlesi: I think GEJ should start issuing advance condolences to the Nigerian people. That way nobody accuses him of wasting time

@KathleenNdongmo: Because of the #Nigeria Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been permanently extinguished.

@piersmorgan: Actually want #Chelsea to win. Quite extraordinary, disturbing emotion.

@rioferdy5: Its actually funny that when you mention a hip hop track you are  all of a sudden seen to be trying to be ‘gangsta’! On da real tho I’m a G!

@BankyW: Arsenal 4 life BUT Congrats to Chelsea for playing a great game. Lets hope their owner actually keeps Di Matteo 4 at least a year 4 a change

@elrufai: DIG John Haruna was a fine police officer and a real patriot. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen..sad that the best die early..

@BorowitzReport: The mission in Afghanistan right now could essentially be defined as “making people hate us more.”

@Joan_Rivers: Dumb! Madame Tussauds in Germany put their wax figure of Anne Frank next to their figure of Hitler. They couldn’t find room in the attic?

@TheEllenShow: Happy Pi Day, everybody! If I had $3.14 for everything I knew about pi, I wouldn’t have any money.

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Comments (2)

  1. What's dis rubbish?

  2. Top Ten? Who made them top ten?

cool good eh love2 cute confused notgood numb disgusting fail