Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc.
Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN😉 (@DONJAZZY) August 2, 2019
Christmas came in early today as Mavin boss Don Jazzy started the hashtag #TalkToDon to brand his usual giveaways.
Predictably, the flood of requests asking Jazzy for financial aid were enormous, and it still goes to show that he’s got a big heart.
Also, he promoted a song from DJ Big N and Rema titled Ogologoma, but I don’t think it has anything to do with today’s generosity. OK, maybe a little.
Chinyere looking for who is richer than her in the entire village 🤣
There’s a difference between a rich wife and a rich man’s wife.
Haven’t done a village film in a while…loving this village life 🤣 pic.twitter.com/fTZjvR0IW3
— Uche Jombo Rodriguez (@uchejombo) August 2, 2019
Finally, a village film we can all look forward to. To hell with bourgeoisie Nollywood.
For Ever Live Afrika pic.twitter.com/Y85QO9omWP
— Seun Anikulapo Kuti (@RealSeunKuti) August 2, 2019
Marking 22 years since Fela Kuti passed away, your father was a great man.
Do Nigerian men know how much flowers cost ? Looool
— Water (@Anyaato) August 2, 2019
Don’t do Nigerian men like this please.
Please when a Quantity Surveyor gives you an estimate like “N33,000 per cubic meter for concrete work”, does it usually include labour for plumber, iron bender, masons, etc?
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) August 2, 2019
Everyone sounded so intelligent in the comments. Cute.
I’ve gone on more than 77 first dates in Nigeria since 14 02 2002.
Only on 2 occasions did a lady pay or share the bill.
What does this possibly mean? https://t.co/E6qR8A6pEZ
— Chinedu Adikwu_esq (@iadikwu) August 2, 2019
Go for deliverance, my guy.