1. 2face gets a naked customer
2face Idibia’s claim to being a music god is now unquestionable.
She would have probably taken off all her clothes, if the security hadn’t whisked her off the stage.
2. Jonathan leads revival of ailing PDP
The Peoples Democratic Party only lost an election… but now needs revival.
Much maligned former President, Goodluck Jonathan, is in the forefront of the crusade for the resuscitation of the PDP.
2019 can’t come any sooner for Jonathan and his bedfellows in the former ruling party.
3. Buhari can’t trust anyone with Nigeria’s golden goose
Perhaps it is understandable that President Buhari’s trust-capacity in the oil and gas sector is low.
Buhari is said to have chosen to head the Ministry of Petroleum, while he looks for who to trust.
Given the alleged deeds of Allison Diezani-Madueke, the President’s paranoia can be forgiven.
4. Greedy ex-militant leaders cheating ex-militants
Some ex-militants say they have been cheated by their leaders.
They have fingered a new generation bank and their leaders of deducting from their N65,000 monthly allowance.
Over 200 of them blocked a road in Port Harcourt on Monday, to protest the unspeakable crime of their greedy leaders.
5. Customs boss suffering from Buhari-phobia
The fear of President Buhari, is spreading across the land.
Comptroller General of the Nigerian Customs, Abdullahi Dikko Inde, is trying to flee from his job.
Barely 3 months after Buhari’s inauguration, Dikko Inde has begged to resign from his position as Customs boss.
6. National Conference report not dead, just comatose
After spending all that money on the National Conference of last year, these politicians better be joking.
The lawmakers want us to believe, the 2014 National Conference report is not yet dead… it’s just lying comatose.
Just maybe, the report is truly Jonathan’s baby after all… and now that he’s gone…
7. Orji Kalu’s pipe dream backed by NFF
Orji Uzor Kalu wants to be compete with Michel Platini for FIFA Presidency.
And some board members of the Nigeria Football Federation are backing him on this herculean ambition.
They say- with his performance as Abia governor, Kalu is the man to replace Sepp Blatter.