Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
For those men who can only boil eggs, who got married to women who can only cook indomie. Oya make una begin colabo.
Today Na indomie and egg, tomorrow go be egg and indomie.?
~FRZ— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) April 2, 2020
Daddy Freeze please.
2.
Igbo soups over Yoruba soups any day. Most Yoruba soups look like poverty.
— Mr O.I LONGE (@TheInfamous__) April 2, 2020
Nigerians and tribalism are like 5 and 6.
3.
https://twitter.com/AsiwajuLerry/status/1245793094840266752?s=20
4.
Did anyone else ever pour softdrink into the cap and drink it like it was a shot? 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZM2BwkOfL5
— Hamza (@_sirhamza) April 2, 2020
Who didn’t should be the question
5.
Me I will curse u back o … I won’t leave twitter for anybody https://t.co/stVaXAllOW
— Davido (@davido) April 2, 2020
Swearing Olympics
