Wow these job applications have become extremely efficient, applied to a position (took a personality test) and got rejected in 10 mins.

Cutting edge stuff ??

— Gabriel (@_Torough) January 15, 2021

Maybe they will fly if the MC uses Pigeon English. https://t.co/pG1d8oZuS9

— Mazi Ibe (@MaziIbe_) January 15, 2021

Yes and I will take two cans for her. https://t.co/xqqwzu8wE0

— Big Mike (@fepz_) January 15, 2021

Birds love to fly.

Caged birds will fly once the cage is open.

My man opened the cage, they even tried to push the pigeons to fly. Omo them no gree ???.

Pigeon no wan make bandit nab them, where papa pigeonma wan see 4M this Dry season.

— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) January 15, 2021

Out of all this Taooma issue….Na that 1.5m shock me….For skit wey no get part 1 and 2….if I give you 1.5m for gig…Alaya na season film you go do for me ooo…
Maraji sef must feature….#schoolsreopening #maraji#KingTundeEdnut pic.twitter.com/D17NNacx2x

— OluwaFemi (@Chief_talker) January 15, 2021

Women ask the strangest questions.

"Would you love me if I wasn't born?"
Anyhow sha, the answer is always yes. Yes!

— Aproko Doctor (@aproko_doctor) January 15, 2021

Please which school has this matric number 123061024 cos me I don forget my school o #schoolsreopening pic.twitter.com/53Ve1aDELa

— Toba? (@mickeys_view) January 15, 2021

Lol isn't this Yemi Alade?
Omo wetin dey sup for Abule? https://t.co/EVNdtIJG8W

— Ozioma (@_Oz__i) January 15, 2021

Meanwhile in Ondo state, the speaker of the house decided to show off his marching skills #ArmedForcesRemembranceDay pic.twitter.com/A7UcCzRTMX

— KHAL BUSSIE ? (@iam_bussie) January 15, 2021