Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

January 15, 2021

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Wow these job applications have become extremely efficient, applied to a position (took a personality test) and got rejected in 10 mins.
— Gabriel (@_Torough) January 15, 2021
Cutting edge stuff 👏🏾
Maybe they will fly if the MC uses Pigeon English. https://t.co/pG1d8oZuS9
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) January 15, 2021
Yes and I will take two cans for her. https://t.co/xqqwzu8wE0
— Big Mike ⚖️ (@fepz_) January 15, 2021
Birds love to fly.
— name cannot be blank (@Olabisi_0x) January 15, 2021
Caged birds will fly once the cage is open.
My man opened the cage, they even tried to push the pigeons to fly. Omo them no gree 😭😭😭.
Pigeon no wan make bandit nab them, where papa pigeonma wan see 4M this Dry season.
Out of all this Taooma issue….Na that 1.5m shock me….For skit wey no get part 1 and 2….if I give you 1.5m for gig…Alaya na season film you go do for me ooo…
— Jack Miller (@iamtunner01) January 15, 2021
Maraji sef must feature….#schoolsreopening #maraji#KingTundeEdnut pic.twitter.com/D17NNacx2x
Women ask the strangest questions.
— Dr. Chinonso Egemba (@aproko_doctor) January 15, 2021
"Would you love me if I wasn't born?"
Anyhow sha, the answer is always yes. Yes!
Please which school has this matric number 123061024 cos me I don forget my school o #schoolsreopening pic.twitter.com/53Ve1aDELa
— 𝖳oba Michaels📸 (@tobamichaels) January 15, 2021
Lol isn't this Yemi Alade?
— Ozioma (@_Oz__i) January 15, 2021
Omo wetin dey sup for Abule? https://t.co/EVNdtIJG8W
Meanwhile in Ondo state, the speaker of the house decided to show off his marching skills #ArmedForcesRemembranceDay pic.twitter.com/A7UcCzRTMX
— Khal Bussie (@iam_bussie) January 15, 2021
