Cutting edge rejection, Pigeons only understand Pidgin | Funny Tweets we saw from Nigerians today

January 15, 2021

Chinedu Okafor

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Wow these job applications have become extremely efficient, applied to a position (took a personality test) and got rejected in 10 mins.

Cutting edge stuff ??
— Gabriel (@_Torough) January 15, 2021

The dark side of Tech no one tells you about

Maybe they will fly if the MC uses Pigeon English. https://t.co/pG1d8oZuS9
— Mazi Ibe (@MaziIbe_) January 15, 2021

The MC should respect the language barrier

Yes and I will take two cans for her. https://t.co/xqqwzu8wE0
— Big Mike (@fepz_) January 15, 2021

Only bullet gentlemen are taking for ladies this year is the energy drink

Birds love to fly.

Caged birds will fly once the cage is open.

My man opened the cage, they even tried to push the pigeons to fly. Omo them no gree ???.

Pigeon no wan make bandit nab them, where papa pigeonma wan see 4M this Dry season.
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) January 15, 2021

Even the birds fear insecurity

Out of all this Taooma issue….Na that 1.5m shock me….For skit wey no get part 1 and 2….if I give you 1.5m for gig…Alaya na season film you go do for me ooo…
Maraji sef must feature….#schoolsreopening #maraji #KingTundeEdnut pic.twitter.com/D17NNacx2x
— OluwaFemi (@Chief_talker) January 15, 2021

The streets are tough

Women ask the strangest questions.

"Would you love me if I wasn't born?"
Anyhow sha, the answer is always yes. Yes!
— Aproko Doctor (@aproko_doctor) January 15, 2021

LOL, you dare not say no!

Please which school has this matric number 123061024 cos me I don forget my school o #schoolsreopening pic.twitter.com/53Ve1aDELa
— Toba? (@mickeys_view) January 15, 2021

Wahala be like resumption date

Lol isn't this Yemi Alade?
Omo wetin dey sup for Abule? https://t.co/EVNdtIJG8W
— Ozioma (@_Oz__i) January 15, 2021

Abule must be nice

Meanwhile in Ondo state, the speaker of the house decided to show off his marching skills #ArmedForcesRemembranceDay pic.twitter.com/A7UcCzRTMX
— KHAL BUSSIE ? (@iam_bussie) January 15, 2021

Well, at least he tried. LOL

https://twitter.com/Bnard_D/status/1350101505999822852

You didn’t hear it from us oh

Chinedu Okafor

For Chinedu Okafor, its all about making an impact with words, creating a profound impression on the audience with the intended narrative.

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