Alex Ferguson, Hilary Clinton, Dayo Adeneye and others speak in this week’s Soundbites!

Compiled by Ifreke Inyang

 Who said what last week?

“My mom always taught me to pretend I am the most beautiful woman on Earth and just completely evoke that when I’m on-camera. I pretend the camera is the hottest guy ever and I want him to know that I want him so bad.”

Bria Murphy, the 21 year old daughter of Eddie and Nicole Murphy, who modeled in bikinis for the new edition of Maxim speaking about the steamy shoot for the magazine.

“Friends, pls do not encourage those MORONS trying to spoil our good name/brand by helping them spread the false rumours. Keke and myself remain the best of friends and biz partners. We have been friends since the days of garri n ewa agoyin and would never ever let money come between us. There is no iota of truth to the rubbish being circulated on the internet. God bless.”

Dayo Adeneye’s Facebook update last week where he refuted rumours that has been making the rounds that he had parted ways with long time friend and associate, Kenny Ogungbe.

“I want to categorically deny that I made any kind of racist insult towards any Sevilla player. I will not tolerate anyone accusing me of things that I’m not,’ added the 24-year-old.   If they are frustrated by a decision that has gone against them on the football pitch then there are others ways to deal with it.  To cry racism is cowardly and an easy option to excuse your own poor behaviour. My conscience is completely clear. I’ve done nothing wrong.”

Cesc Fabregas’ tweet last weekend. The Spanish international and former Arsenal captain wrote on his Twitter account after local media reported the accusation of him making racist slur towards Sevilla’s striker.

“Onyeka Onwenu was never elected Chairman of the Christy Essien-Igbokwe Burial Committee. She is not Chairman of the sub-committee on finance. Throughout the burial activities, she was chairman of nothing and made little positive creative contribution towards the organization of the events that I can remember. Onyeka was never appointed auditor to the committee.”

Excerpts of a letter Tony Okoroji sent as a reply to Onyeka Onwenu. Onyeka Onwenu asked Tony Okoroji to give account of the N3m donation, in a letter she sent to the COSON boss and also published in the newspapers.

“Intercontinental Bank will be merged with Access Bank within the 2nd quarter of 2012. Access Bank Plc and Intercontinental Bank Plc announce the completion of the recapitalization of Intercontinental Bank and the acquisition of 75% majority interest in Intercontinental Bank by Access Bank Plc. Effective today, Intercontinental Bank (including all its assets, liabilities and undertakings) becomes a subsidiary of Access Bank Plc. The bank will now be run by a new Managing Director, Mr. Victor Etuokwu, while Mr. Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede is the new Chairman of the bank’s board.”

A statement from both Intercontinental and Access Banks making their merger official.

“Baba Suwe is still in our custody and under observation. Since he was arrested Wednesday, he has excreted  twice.  First, he excreted on Friday and we did not find any drug and on Saturday he excreted again, still we did not find any drug. But, it is normal because we would not have arrested him if the scanner did not show that he has something in his system. We have had people who stayed longer before they started excreting; so, we are still observing him. It is just that we are now doing our investigation on this particular suspect on the pages of newspapers.”

Spokesman for the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju, explaining the reason the comic actor, who was arrested last Wednesday night for alleged drug trafficking, is still being held by the agency.

“We came, we saw, he died.”

Hillary Clinton’s comment to a TV news reporter moments after she learned that Muammar Gaddafi had been killed in Libya.

“It was our worst ever day. It’s the worst result in my history, ever. Even as a player I don’t think I ever lost 6-1. I can’t believe the scoreline. I’m shattered. It’s an incredible disappointment.”

Manchester United’s boss, Sir Alex Ferguson’s comments after his side were thrashed by fierce rivals 6-1 on their home turf.

Comments (3)

  1. Don't you just love Hilary Clinton??

  2. Sir Alex should learn from his mistakes and move on

  3. Damn that Clinton woman has balls.

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