Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
If I really like you, we will chat from 9pm to 6am back to back
Even when I don’t have a Topic, I’ll start asking you about your Neighbors
— Obong Roviel 👑 (@ObongRoviel) May 28, 2020
Why do Nigerian parents like naming their children names they can’t pronounce?
Name your child Aaron and start pronouncing meat in Yoruba.
— valking♔ (@_valkingg) May 28, 2020
If I text you and you leave me on read, I’m moving on. I can’t be waiting for jesus and you..
— under hyped (@tenth_top_) May 28, 2020
Lmao, Buju dey sub Rema cause him song tweet no get reach 500 retweet??
Musician wey carry retweet for head pass streams 🤡🤡🤡🤡
— ♔Blvckbo¥§avage♔ (@V_eektorrrr) May 28, 2020
Ladies stop saying all what men want is sex.
Have you ever surprise them with car or money and they said no?
— QUEEN CINDY (@cindybabeee) May 28, 2020
I tell my guy make he no urinate there say na “military some,keep off” . He unzip, piss peacefully.
Infact na the burial arrangement we dey settle now.
— Tolu (@thisistolu) May 28, 2020
Lmao Mercy that started Real Estate business 2 weeks ago is already complaining houses aren’t selling out, is it gala?
— Eagle 🦅 (@Damite2ky) May 28, 2020