Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today.
When she leaves her loyal boyfriend for you so you dump her after after a few weeks to teach her not to hurt people >>>>>>>>
— F A I T H (@Retiredsars) June 16, 2020
My own is…the guys at execujet saw the name Babatunde Fashola….they looked up at the “useless people” and thought. Yea…that must be the minister and his Aides…the only way it makes sense is that those behind the desk were Marlians and they saw their president 🤣🤣🤣
— Niyi Akinmolayan (@niyiakinmolayan) June 16, 2020
Excutive jets said they thought Naira marley was Babatunde fashola, reason they flew him to Abuja together with Kim oprah. My question is, Did Naira marley looks like Fashola??
— Al’ameen✨ (@Al_ameen_Yabo) June 16, 2020
It’s only in Lagos you will see an empty bus but the conductor will tell you “enter e don full”
— Emeka (@E_hmeka) June 16, 2020
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your man? Drown him😈
— MARTINS 11 🕯 (@FolaMyFlower) June 16, 2020
Okro soup goes with everything for me, I can eat Okro soup with Eba, Beans, Rice, fufu, ice cream, Tea, sallad, meat pie, pizza. Anything!!
— Time Keeper🍫🍫 (@Deothe_weirdo) June 16, 2020
Eating suya with someone who paid for it is very stressful.. You will be waiting for the Holy Spirit to tell you when to take another one 😪
— SIDE HUSBAND🎎 (@Fahvy2) June 16, 2020
If your boyfriend is able to argue with a conductor over 50 Naira Change in your presence, Just know you in a Serious Relationship
— Lolly Blaq 💧 (@LoladeTeniola) June 16, 2020