Ready. Set. Dead.
This is how London’s City AM reported the news of one Oscar winning star divorcing another Oscar winning star. As in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. As in, the world’s most nothing-will-ever-come-between-us-as-we-adopt-all-the-world’s-children power couple.
As in, Adam and Eve, Bonnie and Clyde, Chinwetalu Agu and Patience Ozokwor, of our dreams.
Where do we begin?
The world has truly ended. Donald Trump will win the elections. Buhari will change Nigeria. Fayose will soon begin to talk sense.
Everything we know about everything we know is turned upside down. And there is no more chill in any part of this life.