Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
We are not ready to discuss how Igbo babes legit leave their boyfriends to marry their husbands.
You will be dating someone, boom! Igbankwu bụzi next week.
No guilt, at all. Beautiful heartless queens!
— 🖤 (@Adaosisiego) May 6, 2020
Women are not built for the Igbo apprenticeship system. They will come online and call it slavery and abuse ….then call for it to be abolished. Pls maintain ur Oriaku lanes. Igbo men ain’t complaining. 😘🤗
— Me…Ferdy (@_The_Immortal) May 6, 2020
Eba (made with correct Ijebu Garri) is greater than Amala, Fufu, Semo and Pounded yam. Argue with your ancestors, please.
— Banky Wellington (@BankyW) May 6, 2020
I entered keke today and one of the passengers didn’t wear a face mask, to avoid police harassment, the keke guy gave the passenger a spare face mask. The passenger returned it when he got down, and the keke guy said “na why i keep this spare, just incase any passenger no get” pic.twitter.com/zTX4nQXaCe
— Mayor of Ikotun (@Bard_Boi_) May 6, 2020
JayJay Okocha in a match in Frankfurt once dribbled everybody, dribbled the keeper, came back out of the post, dribbled them the 2nd time then scored the goal
He said he did that because the rate of racism was high then, so he figured a legal way to pay back is to keep dribbling
— Alhaji Royz🀄️ (@royzkingin) May 6, 2020