How to get her to break up with you in 3 strikes

by Ankush Bahuguna

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Also, this task is incomplete unless you have a really hot girl sitting next to you, preferably a girl she is jealous of or maybe even better, her best friend.

Strike #1

Fix up a lunch date with her. Tell her it’s a surprise. Even though girls usually take a lifetime to get ready, this time she’d be on the gate an hour in advance, anticipating where you’re going to take her. Your move: Don’t turn up.

Strike #2

She’d be on the road waiting for you in front of her house. Do not pick up her calls. Time yourself to make sure to drive past her after she has been waiting for an hour or so. Also, this task is incomplete unless you have a really hot girl sitting next to you, preferably a girl she is jealous of or maybe even better, her best friend.

Strike #3

Look in the rear view mirror. Yes she is the one emitting those smoke clouds. You phone rings again. Pick it up. “Where are you?” She’d ask you. Say you’re in bed. Raise the volume of the radio and honk a little just as you let out an evidently fake yawn. Also, sound amazed when she reminds you of the date.

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