Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw

1.

Teacher:what should come after Jar 3

Me:Jar 4

Teacher: why did you write Sa koloweko? pic.twitter.com/uYeXs8rkfg

— The Joker ?? (@farouq_neutrino) September 21, 2020

If you’re a fan and don’t know the lyrics, we got you.

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2.

How do you say "I love you too" when you're in the car with your mum

Let's learn from the experts pic.twitter.com/90rYh46sin

— LOCAL RICE ? (@NameisMayang) September 21, 2020

So, a piece of advice: just say ‘what you said too’ and smile!

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3.

I just saw a keke napep with an inscription of “ Trust no woman…”
I have a feeling That guy once Had a Range Rover?? pic.twitter.com/m88TdBq24f

— Chemically combined (@masud_basheer) September 21, 2020

Once beaten!

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4.

Are you Mr John?

American: yes, i am.

Nigerian: why you dey ask? Any problem?

????

— ceejay ?? (@Derah91) September 21, 2020

It’s not our fault, the problem no dey finish for Nigeria.

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5.

You ever misspelled a word so bad autocorrect don’t even help you out.

— F.E.R.A.N.M.I ? (@Oluwa_Feranmii) September 21, 2020

Words like plix!

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6.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

— ʟᴀsᴛ_ʙᴏʀɴ✨ (@offcial_mukhtar) September 21, 2020

Depends on which truth though.

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7.

Look into my Eyes and tell me you LOVE me…. Naso some people take catch Apollo??

— Young marketer? (@Khalifa_H_AYA) September 21, 2020

Whoever created this pickup line is a champ though.

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8.

Your 18 karat Gold Dey fade, you say na white Gold

— Dapo Blaze (@DapoDavid6) September 21, 2020

What is white gold please?

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9.

Weed smokers often think that people who don't smoke weed do not enjoy life??

— – (@Sidney_Elite) September 21, 2020

 

This is another example of saying the truth in a funny way.

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10.

 

Bros everybody get grace. If you lazy, literally, the grace no go activate. ?

— . (@Iam_Smartkillz) September 21, 2020

Accurate to no fault.