Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
WhatsApp is just a land filled with failed friendships and relationships where everyone tries to feel like celebrities by posting stories.
— Mr Orero (@mr_orero) May 19, 2020
Are u tired of dis country?. Did u wantu travel abroad?,just put ur phone on flight mode & stand on it & say “VOOM”.Safe journey😂
— Brezzaddict Assistant 🍼 (@AkinradeJoe) May 19, 2020
You’ll go out early in the morning to work out and exercise really hard and you’ll come back home to eat like a thief 😂
Who are you deceiving???
— Vicky too much money 💵💸💰 (@VickyShegzy) May 19, 2020
Dear crush, am I still your big head or person head don big pass my own?.
— Beautiful Buoy (@NutNuttyNuttest) May 19, 2020
I sold fridge that is worth 200k to you for 25k and you are complaining that it’s shocking you,
The price no shock you abi 🤷♂️🤷♂️?
— THAT_EDO_BOY™ (@Frayo0077) May 18, 2020
Who else noticed that when you need something urgently you’ll never find it, but when you don’t need it, you’ll see it lying around like “Wazza Bruh, what’s good? 😏”
— ~ᴛᴇɢᴀ ™ 👑 (@TEGA_Ayara) May 19, 2020