Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Burna Boy will come online,see arewa kids flexing in their football teams then go offline, enter Snapchat and start subing their daddies
— Tega🔥 (@Teghte) May 25, 2020
Covid19 did not allow us to enjoy Ighalo well at Old Trafford. Now his loan is over. 😫 We have to renew it. 😢
— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) May 25, 2020
Manchester United is Ighalo dream club, but his Chinese club, Shanghai Shenhua has offered him £400k per week. If Odion Ighalo reject the offer he is not a true Nigerian.
— M i a 🧣 (@sisimiaa) May 25, 2020
Girls no go follow aboki cus of Arewa o. Nobi all of them get Rolls Royce, some na Mai Ruwa 😂😂
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) May 25, 2020
We all have that one person who wouldn’t unplug their phone for you to charge even if theirs is on 97% 😂
— BREZZADDICT🍼 (@waxzyy_) May 25, 2020
Funniest statement I’ve ever heard in my life is
Tunde Ednut: May D said he didn’t have a bank account when he was with you
Jude Okoye: so what ? I should open account for him?
— Biyi The Plug 🔌 (@BiyiThePlug) May 25, 2020
Why are Nigerians acting like it’s only northerners that steal money from government?
Lmao every tribe dey run am abeg
— JAGS (@EtniesJags) May 25, 2020
I’ve finally accepted what the spirit has been trying to tell me since all these days. My husband is in Arewa Twitter.
Speak on! Your maidservant heareth🙏🏽
— Sansa Stark The Phoenix (@_Oroboghene) May 25, 2020