There’s a war currently ongoing on twitter between netizens of Nigeria and Kenya.
The cause of the war appears to be Mark Zuckerberg’s visit to the two African nations.
Over the course of the night, Kenyan netizens unleashed deadly barbs at Nigeria. Each country is intent on proving their superiority over the other.
Frankly, we don’t know what to say, except isn’t it about time that Africans celebrated each others achievements, without making a competition out of it it?
This tweet-beefing is lame, undignified and asinine.
But hey, our job is to bring you the news.
Do take a look:
Here's the single tweet that broke Nigeria's Internet ?????? Currently in more than 50 Blogs in Nigeria ?? pic.twitter.com/yfGXwTxV57
— Thee Trend Setter ™ (@xtiandela) September 2, 2016
@PreachOfLife what kind of jealousy will make @xtiandela to just start mocking Nigeria like that. Nigerians need to come together
— Amos Benjamin (@benjamin_amos98) September 2, 2016
Mark didn't break the internet in Kenya because animals don't use internet. Now, he's back with the humans in Nig. @trafficbutter
— Lanrey (@Dhikroo) September 2, 2016
Who Started #KenyaVsNigeria Trend??
— #Ase out Now (@Giwaxy_Official) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria white IT guru cam 2 africa' 2 black countries fighting over his visit' black man dark mentally! smh
— Masinoroti! (@Masinola) September 2, 2016
Nigerian Witches ? #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/S7vRJ6fYRD
— Savage Fambo (@KSnypper) September 2, 2016
How am nursing my hangover going through this Twar. #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/VG2xFeKH2M
— MURIRA (@Murira_) September 3, 2016
#SomeoneTellNigeria This how we dodge their tweets #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/GjJlB1mdc7
— Lazooj (@Lazooj) September 2, 2016
CNN: What's your main source of income?
Nigerian: Juju— Prof.Dr.ENG. Nanguti (@nangutikevin) September 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/VockeyMutuma/status/771735669165154305
Look who is talking. Al shabbab headquarters. You taught nigeria terrorism #KenyaVsNigeria https://t.co/lHzGQdXYUO
— John Doe (@mezez_john_doe) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you! Kenyan girls! ??? See their Bummies! ?. Ugliness bad oo! pic.twitter.com/Gro1nVrOoC
— Valentine (@mackenzas) September 3, 2016
@Njerie_Waititu #KenyaVsNigeria welcome to Nigeria. pic.twitter.com/AOa0zYTsO6
— Valentine (@mackenzas) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria ???? https://t.co/YXkyiY0cZ2
— Ki-Gil. (@iGilbati) September 3, 2016
Rumour has it the Kenyans won the #KenyaVsNigeria tweetfyt but I know Nigerian tweeps to be equally good. Anyway lemme watch from uganda ?☕
— Jinx Lord (Alfié) ? (@zindollarz) September 3, 2016
Enough of this #KenyaVsNigeria saga I can't just stop laughing, never knew Kenyans do go to school thought what they do is just run run run
— ApapaIganmuCommuniqu (@apapa_iganmu) September 3, 2016
Ugandans be on the look out,Don't trigger us ??????????? #KenyaVsNigeria https://t.co/C0GEPNAiea
— TITANIUM™ (@Certified_Gang) September 3, 2016
A kenyan man came for a job interview.. #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/S68M2rrSyI
— Elvis Ikeme Ugo (@jahnigaz) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria Nigerian men are useless… how do you let 200 girls get kidnapped with Boko haram. #TeamMafisiForces hit one by one
— ⓙⓑ? (@joe_molex) September 3, 2016
Kenyans trying to act spiderman #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/k4kf1909UL
— Macham makut (@Emsevens) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria Nigerian men are useless… how do you let 200 girls get kidnapped with Boko haram. #TeamMafisiForces hit one by one
— ⓙⓑ? (@joe_molex) September 3, 2016
#KOT ???? #KenyaVsNigeria am just dying!!! Kenyans came ready yawaaa! pic.twitter.com/2PewyflVgA
— ?Nyambura? (@CathyMukora) September 3, 2016
This #KenyaVsNigeria is so hilarious! i love the humor in it.unfortunately some guys out there think it's hatred! !! FYI we love eachother
— PROF. J O A S H®️?? (@JoashAtulo) September 3, 2016
If u still dont see his offense you're a Kenyan…..#KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/cyx9bs8ufd
— RichyRich Papi (@richie_peters) September 3, 2016
#KenyaVsNigeria Well I Hope This Nonsense Trend Doesn't Lead To Something Else Tho ?
— Iamzimbiat (@zimbiat_) September 3, 2016
The way this Kenyans dey carry this #KenyaVsNigeria thing for head lol. Nigerians no even get their time
— Shmoney TV (@ShmoneyTv) September 3, 2016
Kenyans can't even keep up with Nigerians tweeting from night clubs, what happens when we are all up… #KenyaVsNigeria
— Whistle-blower Raul (@JohnRaul_) September 3, 2016
How Kenyans coming to tweeter vs how Nigerians are running away with their broomsticks ??? #KenyaVsNigeria #KOT pic.twitter.com/Fot15UCTX0
— kinq sam (@KinqSam_) September 3, 2016
Lmao"@moses_kibaya: What Buhari promised on Nigerian Economy versus what he has delivered #KenyaVsNigeria https://t.co/V8NBcXRepm"
— Accountant Dave (@murigidavis) September 3, 2016
Nigerian trying to mention the word Zuckerberg #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/4wnQzlzORi
— Eric Kogi (@erickogi) September 2, 2016
Lemme leave it there for you! ?? #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/x8ubcd6cnz
— Atanas (@atanasi_) September 2, 2016
Kenyan Twitter is using this to gain popularity. I didn't know they were this deep. They'll soon be forgotten though ??#KenyaVsNigeria
— Anu???? (@J_asin_Joy) September 3, 2016
Nigerian tweeps aren't even participating… Maybe they are busy trying to rejuvenate their ailing currency #KenyaVsNigeria
— Tallam (@evanstallam) September 3, 2016
Kenyan Superstar … Live on TV! #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/w6FloDMsPf
— HarbieOnline (@harbieonline) September 3, 2016
HOW TO CROSS NIGERIA ROADS:
Look right & left for vehicle,
Look up for airplane,
Down for bomb,
Side & back for kidnappers.#KenyaVsNigeria— Elkana Jacob (@Elkana_Jacob) September 3, 2016
See ehn, I wanted to join in this #KenyaVsNigeria but as a Nigerian, I have home training so I was taught never to mock the less-privileged.
— The Real One (@Harla_Bee) September 2, 2016
They already have the Zuckerberg movie #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/IDQrkyJOWs
— ⓖⓤⓝⓝⓔⓡⓒⓞⓛⓞⓖⓘⓢⓣ◥◣ (@mfalme254) September 2, 2016
so kenyans have been using body odour to win race…. #KenyaVsNigeria pic.twitter.com/tkGRfd2WkH
— Jite Adjeks (@jite_adjeks) September 2, 2016
I can only imagine how happy the Kenyans are, they are so happy for this trend #KenyaVsNigeria it's just an opportunity to rub shoulders.
— Ayogu Fidelis (@fidelis353) September 3, 2016
he was given a warm welcome both by the Nigerian and keyan Government. I don’t think there should be a feud among the duo.