Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
This country funny federal government opens school asuu close am!!
I feel like teenage age should start from 20 – 30 in Nigeria!! Cus this country is bloody time wasting!!
Yet employees are looking for a teenager with 40 years experience 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
— 🇳🇬WOLEXZ TRICKS 💯🇳🇬 (@wolexz_tricks) June 29, 2020
When you sell your friend even your buyer will not trust you..stop betraying others
— MajestyRoyal 👑 (@lynda4eva) June 29, 2020
There is love without money and there is money without love. And then there is you, without both.
— AJ | Adonai 👑 (Vol 2) (@mrmanheree) June 29, 2020
Kings, don’t hesitate to lose her contact if she doesn’t text back fast. You can’t be waiting for the second coming of Jesus and also be waiting for a text-back from a mere mortal.
— Fairly used boyfriend 💫 (@brysonadahcole) June 29, 2020
No be everybody wey get chest dey gym, some of them dey carry people for mind.
— Hayles 🀄️ (@Ha_yles) June 29, 2020
I remember when I use to think people were stupid to buy a shirt for 15k or shoes for 20k.
Didn’t know it was poverty that was worrying me 😩👀
— Li$a ⁷🖤 (@LisaMelz) June 29, 2020
Abbreviations won’t save your data. Learn to chat like a living thing.
— Esv. Adesewa✨ (@DuchessT_) June 29, 2020
Even $50 iTunes card boys are deleting their IG pictures because Mompha did same
Relax boss, you’re still long on the queue
— Ọkọ Jemima Ọsunde 💦 (@theolaoflagos_) June 29, 2020