A thief shoved an $800 pug down his pants on Saturday and walked out of The Puppy Stop in Orlando.

Don’t bite.

A thief in Florida smuggled a pair of puppies out of a pet store in his pants while a child distracted clerks, employees and the owner said.

After taking an $800 pug out to the parking lot, the thief snags a $750 miniature daschund and makes a shuffling getaway with the puppy in his pants.

Surveillance video, broadcast by WKMG Local 6, shows the man take an $800 pug, shove the wriggling pup down the front of his pants, zip up and walk outside to a car.

The siblings of the stolen puppies were left behind after a brazen thief slipped out of an Orlando pet store.

He returned moments later, snatched a $750 miniature dachshund out of its crib and made another shuffling getaway.

Eddie Rosario, an employee at The Puppy Stop in Orlando, told Local 6 the man walked in about 6:45 p.m. on Saturday with another man, woman and a child. The normal-looking family was apparently the cover for the puppy bandit.

Pet store employee Eddie Rosario says the thief used a child as cover: ‘I mean, you come here to steal a dog with a child, that’s insane.’

“They used a kid to steal a dog,” Rosario said. “I mean, you come here to steal a dog with a kid, that’s insane.”

The suspects piled into a banged up Crown Victoria after the caper and drove off with $1,550 in stolen pups.

The store has 14 security cameras that film in and outside the store. The footage shows the dog thief operating in the midst of the crowded shop as customers ogle the cuddly critters.

The owner of The Puppy Stop has offered a $250 reward, Local 6 reported.