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September 8, 2012

Elnathan John: How to get (and keep) foreign friends

 To maintain foreign friends you need to have foreign thoughts and habits.  You love all things foreign. But despite the ...

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August 31, 2012

Elnathan John: How to be a Nigerian writer

You know the value of books. The process of making them intrigues you. You want your name on the front ...

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August 23, 2012

Elnathan John: How to succeed as an opposition politician

Our politicians in the ruling party have failed us. And God will address their matter. But before that divine judgment ...

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August 17, 2012

Elnathan John: How to cope with stress in Nigeria

                          Most of us who were born in ...

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August 1, 2012

Elnathan John: How to behave as a car owner in Nigeria

by Elnathan John You have crossed that awkward, deeply uncomfortable, sometimes shameful social state of being without a car. I ...

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July 22, 2012

Elnathan John: How to worship the Nigerian ‘God’

by Elnathan John The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides ...

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March 13, 2012

The piece everyone’s talking about! How To Become A Nigerian ‘Activist’ 101

by Elnathan John (Editor’s Note: Article is posted with author’s permission) You stare at the Nigerian on CNN; at his ...

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