Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Kylie Jenner and her friend were shaking ass on IG, and someone commented “Shake what your doctor gave yaaa” ??
— Anwulika (@Ejuraa_) April 27, 2020
2.
I’ve never felt such pain in my life
Pepper entered my eye as I was cooking indomie
The pain wasn’t from the pepper,it was from the fact that I could not shout cos I no get reason to de kitchen by that time?— The Pato (@IamthePatoo) April 28, 2020
3.
You’ve been using one bedsheet since this lockdown started. Please wash it.
The germs on your pillowcase after two weeks are almost the same number as that on a toilet seat.
— Aproko Doctor™ (@aproko_doctor) April 28, 2020
4.
TB Joshua is the only pastor that is concerned about his congregation and Nigerians.
Other pastors are chop life geng that only care about offering and their pockets.
TB legit went to the mountain to pray and do photoshoot. The real man of God with a degree in Theatre Art.
— I’m not a guy (@the_lopetee) April 28, 2020
5.
Igbo people are hyped about their culture but not about their cultural names .
My name is Jenny … meanwhile it’s Jemarachukwuebubenso .
— Volqx (@TheVolqx) April 28, 2020
6.
There are some questions you shouldn’t be asking me at this state of our country’s economy. That was how one man was asking me if I would slap him for 2k. I already slapped him before I remembered that he looks like my father.
— Richard✨ (@meettherichard) April 28, 2020
7.
My landlord gave me quit notice to leave his house for house rent. I just sent his number to NCDC that he has symptoms of Covid19 and refuse to isolate himself. We will see who will leave the house now.
— Dhaboy? (@crownedstefan) April 28, 2020
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