Everybody on Twitter needs something to talk about, and the announcement that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were expecting a child was a gift from the water-cooler gods. Here’s a few of the best Twitter responses we’ve found so far.

Next Up: the Reality Show

Will & Kate Plus One*

— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) December 3, 2012

Kate Gosselin, call your agent.

We Knew It All Along

Congratulations to every magazine editor for calling Kate Middleton's pregnancy – especially those who did covers on it 11 months ago.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 3, 2012

We knew they’d eventually get it right.

Watch the Throne

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby worthy enough to play with Blue Ivy.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 3, 2012

Can any royal baby be as royal as the offspring of Jay-Z and Beyoncé?

Princess Kumquat, We Presume?

Happy for Kate Middleton but bummed she will be denied the celebrity joy of naming her baby after a piece of fruit.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 3, 2012

Don’t give up hope so easily.

The Da Vinci Baby

The Pope joins twitter and Kate Middleton is pregnant. Today is like the worst Dan Brown book ever.

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) December 3, 2012

We hear Tom Hanks is in talks to play the fetus.

So Which One Is the Vampire?

The Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant – IF IT'S A GIRL CALL HER RENESMEE http://t.co/7dcbLOea

— Sugarscape (@sugarscape) December 3, 2012

If there’s anything teenage girls will squee over more than a Royal baby announcement, it’s a Royal baby announcement with a Twilight tie-in.

Yes, That’s Exactly How It Works

Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting! Probably because they hugged that one time in the stands at the Olympics.

— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) December 3, 2012

The Royals really are different from the rest of us after all.

The Boy (or Girl) Who Lived

If Kate Middleton and Prince William name their baby Harry Potter, England could one day rule the world again.

— Omar L. Gallaga (@omarg) December 3, 2012

Yes, we imagine that would just about do it.

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