Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
If it is Viagra you came to the pharmacy to buy, tell me its Viagra you want. Which one is “attend to everybody else let them go”? Do you want to rob us?
— A D H (@adahorlic) July 1, 2020
PH girls be like “I know a spot” next thing you’re at Choba getting robbed
— F A I T H (@Retiredsars) July 1, 2020
Dads be like “go help your mother “
Sir go help your wife too🙄
— Chioma🦋🦋 (@dahtgirl_ajex) July 1, 2020
I don’t argue when girls say men are trash. Me I know I’m trash but I’m not regular trash, I’m trash with class.
— Richard (@meettherichard) July 1, 2020
How old where you when u figured that it’s not “Daddy Oyoyo” it’s “Daddy, oh you’re home”
— 9jaSavage ✞ ✞ (@iam__remy) July 1, 2020
If you visit me and stay for more than one week, just know that you’re paying for next year’s house rent
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) July 1, 2020