Name: Yox Kunle Yoloye
Occupation: Real Estate Consultant
Describe you in three words: I need just one… GREATNESS!!!
If you weren’t you, who would you be? I cannot not be me
Mario or Luigi? Yox
What was the best vacation you ever had? Badagry beech with my ex
Favorite TV show of all time and why? Don’t have any
When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up? Doctor. But I fainted on two occasions after cutting MYSELF so ‘to the winds’ with medicine
Funniest/naughtiest thing you did as a kid? Oh Chika! Chika my love. She was half Nigerian, half Romanian. Honestly, you don’t want to know what I did. Just assume what men in their 20’s do in the name of love and magnify it in the case of an 8 year old boy.
Whats your middle name? Onaopemipo
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? Which of them? MTN, Glo, or Etisalat… I can’t find both of my Zain SIMs, so let’s forget those ones. (If Zain is still their name, that is).
3 things you cannot live without? My pen, paper and phone
Do you like your handwriting? You intend to help me change it?
If you were another person would you be friends with you? Who wouldn’t want to be friend with greatness?
Are you very sarcastic? You mean you cannot tell by now?
Best physical attribute: My six bones and my baby face.
Childhood nickname: Yox
Your least favourite color? Least? I dare not give it cheap promotion by mentioning it
Someone wrote a book about your life. What’s the title? If it isn’t GREATNESS, I’m suing.
Coolest band of all time? Cold play
If you were in Star Wars, which character would you be? Well, I’m already in ‘Escape of the Independence Day Bombings’ and my character is Kunle Yoloye
Do you prefer hugs or kisses? I just want true love
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Go ask the dude who became insane after an apple landed on his head. I will not join Newton in exhibiting madness under the guise of philosophy and logic
Who is your favourite Nigerian in all of history? Mr Kunle Yoloye Snr – My dad.
What makes you unique? I constantly do not give a ****
Favorite quote? A confession of your confusion is the conclusion to your condition
A random word that begins with Y is… Yoxnificent