TheGuyNextDoor: Yox Kunle Yoloye

Name: Yox Kunle Yoloye

Occupation: Real Estate Consultant

Describe you in three words: I need just one… GREATNESS!!!

If you weren’t you, who would you be? I cannot not be me

Mario or Luigi? Yox

What was the best vacation you ever had? Badagry beech with my ex

Favorite TV show of all time and why? Don’t have any

When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up? Doctor. But I fainted on two occasions after cutting MYSELF so ‘to the winds’ with medicine

Funniest/naughtiest thing you did as a kid? Oh Chika! Chika my love. She was half Nigerian, half Romanian. Honestly, you don’t want to know what I did. Just assume what men in their 20’s do in the name of love and magnify it in the case of an 8 year old boy.

Whats your middle name? Onaopemipo

What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? Which of them? MTN, Glo, or Etisalat… I can’t find both of my Zain SIMs, so let’s forget those ones. (If Zain is still their name, that is).

3 things you cannot live without? My pen, paper and phone

Do you like your handwriting? You intend to help me change it?

If you were another person would you be friends with you? Who wouldn’t want to be friend with greatness?

Are you very sarcastic? You mean you cannot tell by now?

Best physical attribute: My six bones and my baby face.

Childhood nickname: Yox

Your least favourite color? Least? I dare not give it cheap promotion by mentioning it

Someone wrote a book about your life. What’s the title? If it isn’t GREATNESS, I’m suing.

Coolest band of all time? Cold play

If you were in Star Wars, which character would you be? Well, I’m already in ‘Escape of the Independence Day Bombings’ and my character is Kunle Yoloye

Do you prefer hugs or kisses? I just want true love

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Go ask the dude who became insane after an apple landed on his head. I will not join Newton in exhibiting madness under the guise of philosophy and logic

Who is your favourite Nigerian in all of history? Mr Kunle Yoloye Snr – My dad.

What makes you unique? I constantly do not give a ****

Favorite quote? A confession of your confusion is the conclusion to your condition

A random word that begins with Y is… Yoxnificent

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