Dumbass things happen everyday on Twitter Nigeria. Taking the first position today on stupidest tweets ever is this tweet by Ayodediji, who was hurt that a lady he took out on a date turned down his offer of friendship- because in his mind a date is a contract of marriage relationship.
Anyways, before we exhaust ourselves on how foolish his thought process is, do see how the story unfolded below:
It all began with this silly tweet
Duchess Savage clapped back
The boy that cried wolf
Laughing in capital letters
Lol. these twitter boys.
— Ore ^_^ (@Missmoshiku) March 29, 2017
Receipts
Reactions
Funkeeee!! Apostle must hear this pic.twitter.com/GueZOUwpqO
— DADDY THE FATHER (@SemilooreAkoni) March 29, 2017
Dayum girl, I hereby knight you Sir @Missmoshiku Duchess of SavageVille. @Pabloayodeji why does she have your acct No bruh? pic.twitter.com/swBtodYSKz
— OuwaH (@UwaAiremen) March 29, 2017
When Ayodeji gets invited for the wedding of one of the girls he has spent money on #5kBae ? pic.twitter.com/uKDNqsnwbY
— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) March 29, 2017
Ore (@Missmoshiku) just added a feather to the cap of the female gender on TwitterNG like "DON'T F**K WITH US"… The bro took a big L. pic.twitter.com/Lek2Tf4boJ
— PREMIUM TWEEP (@XANTAPLUS) March 29, 2017
Pablo is a dull boy iya iya o
This dude doesn't seem brilliant to me. He thought this was a compliment. He didn't get the memo.. pic.twitter.com/3FLNE9GjjM
— PREMIUM TWEEP (@XANTAPLUS) March 30, 2017
TwitterNG pple are already contributing the balance Ore owes the #5kBae.Pls send your own "widow's might" to WEMA Akkant details in picture. pic.twitter.com/qCOx6uOoc5
— PREMIUM TWEEP (@XANTAPLUS) March 30, 2017
No wonder the success rate of P-setting on TwitterNG is so low these days. New boys with fish brain can't make it work. Our days were lit. ?
— PREMIUM TWEEP (@XANTAPLUS) March 30, 2017
#5kbae is my hero! She did it for all Nigerian women that have been slandered and called broke/stingy ?
— Petite Bombshell ? (@IsyNene) March 30, 2017
You pipu are too playful.
January – #Saltbae
February – #Hurtbae
March – #Pantbae #KeepTheChangeBae and #5KBaeLeave some for April na. pic.twitter.com/0mXkexgaSU
— Kay Baba (@datGuyKOFO) March 30, 2017
When you think ₦3,800 can get you the pussy #5KBae pic.twitter.com/KsaXUchPew
— Bouff Daddy™ (@malik_pinmouth) March 29, 2017
Lol… someone referred to the #5kbae guy as Pablo "Kosibar"
— Martins Obekpa (@King__Martins) March 30, 2017
Hmmm…. ☺
Ibadan badan
The #5kbae city
The #Refundbae city
The #keepthechangebae city #WehdoneSir ? pic.twitter.com/3ncOUliBXO— Daure (@captaindahood) March 30, 2017
And that's is how @Pabloayodeji roasted himself in fire he gathered for @Missmoshiku
And Wema bank getting free PR#5kBae #KeepTheChangeBae pic.twitter.com/LufR07fFy0— Michael Corleone ? (@dawncuzo) March 30, 2017
Good Morning to all except Ayodeji , goan collect your own good morning from the 1200 change out of the 5k#5kBae pic.twitter.com/byxc8c2wZd
— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) March 30, 2017
Take her on a date spends #3800 complain on twitter, she sends you #5000 #keepthechangebae #5kbae #OnlyinIbadan pic.twitter.com/uC9XY7tDkn
— Daddy Kay (@Kay_Uzoma) March 30, 2017
— Mr.Mason (@Nti_Nana) March 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847201853079040000
https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847177675219152896
Food companies got in on it too
With 3,800 you can buy a smooth Cocktail and Shawarma and still have some Change while doing Karaoke ? #KeepTheChangeBae #5KBae pic.twitter.com/lNbHHvKm9t
— Shaunz Karaoke Bar & Lounge (@shaunz_karaoke) March 30, 2017
Things you can do with #5k in Lagos –
You can subscribe for one week lunch from us #brelunds #5kbae #foodlagos
— Food Company (@Brelunds) March 30, 2017
It's very important to include transportation in your vex money. Even if he is flying you out. #KeepTheChangeBae #5KBae pic.twitter.com/EXiPfuU1Ng
— C-Labs (@CDashLabs) March 30, 2017
Do you know that with just 5k you can have any of these? So instead of taking her on a date, get her this???#5kbae #keepthechange pic.twitter.com/ZmWzxphs5Z
— Decor by Sisiologe? (@urbanbysisi) March 30, 2017
With 3,800, you can have fun regardless on our deck. You may even get to keep the change. #5kbae #YoudontneedtogotoIbadan #Sailorslounge pic.twitter.com/dprih26O4Q
— SAILORS LOUNGE (@sailorslounge) March 30, 2017
We came through for @wemabank in their hour of need…. ? #5KBae pic.twitter.com/6S0Ln1JdFs
— Brandew (@BrandewNG) March 30, 2017
You don't need the change to open an account with *945# today! #keepthechangebae #5kBae #Withyoualltheway
— Wema Bank (@wemabank) March 30, 2017
That account number
@CreativeTaade I'm wondering how she got his account number… this story is not complete ???
— OLAOLUWA (@Donzama) March 29, 2017
he tweeted it sometime ago asking for money
— Fisayo (@AminaO_) March 30, 2017
READ ALSO: “HOW DID SHE GET HIS ACCOUNT NUMBER?” AND A FEW OTHER THOUGHTS WE HAVE ABOUT #KEEPTHECHANGEBAE
Laugh with caution
While you banter and laugh over #5kbae also laugh at yourselves as NASS is busy crippling your future and making money out if it
— FILMMAKER?? (@DirectorSolomon) March 30, 2017
Final thoughts
LOL. Finally we have a cost estimate for a slice of One Chance. It's N3,800 only. pic.twitter.com/tDVZQH07ZS
— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) March 29, 2017
If you're going to insult people on Twitter include your account number please. You may be lucky.
— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) March 30, 2017
And there you have it, ladies, the best way to throw a knock out punch: Refund! Refund!Refund!
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