Football is more fun when the players and managers throw shades at one another. So you probably will understand this thread, if you are follow the sport.
Twitter user, Damorela00 has written a fictitious and hilarious conversation between the world’s best football players and managers.
Enjoy:
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IF THERE IS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS GROUP CHAT…
Pls read RT and be entertained— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
TOTTI- I'll be retiring @ end of season everyone
ROONEY- wow respect fam
MULLER- 😹
ZLATAN – farewell in advance @TOTTI(Messi added Dybala)
— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
RAMOS- messi why did u add DYbala
MESSI – I created this group 😏
RAMOS – that's how you created 19 chances against JUVENTUS and still lost 😒— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
ZLATAN – LOL😂
Buffon- kill me please 😂😂
HIGUAIN – 😂😂😂 @RAMOS
KANTE – 😭😭
BALE – hahahahaha😹
LUKAKU – ROTF😆
POGBA -😅 That was savage @RAMoS— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
MESSI- POGBA,u million pounds waste is also laughing? I'm better than u even when I'm blind folded
(FELLAINI was added)
FELLAINI – HI mates— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
AGUERO – LORD FELLAINI🙌🏾 thanks 4 head butting me on the derby. U did it just like Zidane
PEP- oh lawd😂
ZIDANE – don't drag me into this pls— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
RONALDO – Hi 👊
PIQUE – Hey penaldo what have u been up to?😂
RONALDO- helping madrid qualify 4 the UCL finals and you 😎 @PIQUE(PIQUE LEFT)
— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
ALABA- u did that by scoring off goals
MARCELO- why didnt u &your team score off goals 2?
AUBA- 😂
HAZARD- Ooops😂
DE GEA – damn😁
PEPE- LOLZ💂— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
GUARDIOLA – enough pls, you're running down my battery
WENGER – I agree with you 4 times @PEP
FERGUSON – wenger and number 4 😂
MOURINHO – 😹😂— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
DYBALA- thanks to admin for adding me even after what I did to his team
(Messi removed Dybala)
MBAPPE- Add Dybala &remove Higuain😠
HIGUAIN-😂— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
GRIEZMANN – I know that feeling😂
WENGER- GRIEZMAN, hit me privately. I think I'm interested in signing you
MOURINHO- specialist in failure😋— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
CARRICK- please who has TONI KROOS' contact I really need it
OZIL- here 9085413
CARRICK – ✌thanks man you're always assisting @MesutOzil1088— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
POCHETINHO – Conte you're good to win the EPL bro
CONTE: thanks fam
ALEXIS – #WengerOut
COSTA- Lmfao
FABREGAS: *Holds laugh*😂(WENGER LEFT)
— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
REUS – guys guess what!
CAVANI – what?
REUS- My phone fell
NEYMAR- did it dive?
KANTE- if I was there I would have intercepted it
MAHREZ- 😂— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
SUAREZ removed
RONALDO,COSTA,BALE,PEPE,ZLATAN,BONUCCI,LEWANDOWSKI,SILVA,BUFFON,NAVAS,OBLAK,ROBBEN,LAHM,TERRY,UEFA,FIFASUAREZ REMOVED YOU
— wanna eat or be eaten ?? (@damorela00) May 6, 2017
Responses:
????? continue oh
— Susan Solomon (@zazarat) May 6, 2017
Better removed than being bitten. Nice one
— it's Quam (@GWBS_OGQ2) May 6, 2017
Creative!
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