The Thread: Ready for Mugabe’s movie ‘The Last Emperor of Zimbabwe’? Here’s the script

The drama unfolding in Zimbabwe has the world’s rapt attention, as it should. For one, the 93-year-old despot, Robert Mugabe, just got unseated from his throne recently, through a bloodless coup. Although, it must be said that the jury is out on how long that status quo will be maintained, considering the fact that Mugabe refuses to resign.

You and I know that these juicy events make a movie plot irresistible to Hollywood. And you also know the movie will be riddled with alternative facts and African accents that don’t exist to suit their narrative. Author of Born of A Tuesday Elnathan John has gone ahead of Hollywood. Here’s his script:

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Hahahaha. Jokers

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