Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I argued that its impossible for Desmond Elliot to say BS till I saw it. Banning foreign content in entertainment? To treat it like RICE?? And why that fake accent sounding like Pinky in Pinky& the Brain? Did India ban to grow bollywood? Did we ban to export Wizkid? Olodo rabata! pic.twitter.com/un5j3vd8U8
— Ayò Bánkólé (@AyoBankole) July 22, 2019
If Desmond Elliot ? is a Nigerian, then he would be familiar with some of the gaffes associated with the Nollywood industry. Though remarkable improvements have been made, there are certain things they need to put into consideration.
1. How is a family dog alive after 30 years?
— The Serial Chiller ? (@Beneezrr) July 22, 2019
“We don’t trust the Igbos.” Because of a civil war that happened over 50 years ago. But repentant TERRORISTS and MASS MURDERERS who butchered and blow up women (including pregnant women) and little children can become president of Nigeria. This is very nauseating. https://t.co/rjBCvZKqWu
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 22, 2019
You seem excited. If yes, I am glad you are and hope you get to meet interesting people.
Side note: “Gays” have always been in Ilorin. They were there in 2018. In 1918. In 1818. And they will always be there.
Hugs and kisses. https://t.co/pvqcapTJKu
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) July 22, 2019
Tonight, I might fall in love… depending on how you hold me.
— Tolúlọpẹ́ (@tolusaba) July 22, 2019
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) July 22, 2019
Please give me the money I’m poor.
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.