Justice is always sweet, particularly when it comes unexpectedly and not even at your instance, like a debtor who’s been owing you for months overpaying. This was the experience of Mrs Ibe (who tweets @HeartOfGold_). The huge number of retweets and engagement on her thread is proof of just how much Nigerians can relate to the situation. The responses are laugh out loud worthy, and you just may learn a thing or two on how to do petty.
Moral of the story: If you’re owing, pay up. Let the gods not sit on top of your matter to ochestrate these accidents.
Enjoy:
This girl has been owing me 30k for months now & has refused to pay.
Yesterday I begged her to give me even if it's half & forget the rest. She said she has only about 12k in her account and can only afford to send 10k.
As half bread is better than none, I told her to send the 10— Sugar (@HeartOfGoId_) December 13, 2017
I woke up to an alert of 100k with like 25 missed calls (phone always on silent at night) and several messages begging me to transfer 90k back to her. That she made a mistake???? she wanted to send 10k and added one extra 0
— Sugar (@HeartOfGoId_) December 13, 2017
This my God is too much. Jehovah overdo????????
— Sugar (@HeartOfGoId_) December 13, 2017
— Sugar (@HeartOfGoId_) December 13, 2017
Reactions:
Lenders Club covet the blessing
My Father, my Father! O God of HeartofGold, please let all my debtors find themselves in this predicament with me. Amen.
— Michael K@sh (@lucanmaik) December 13, 2017
Brother…gonna say 'Amen' to that cause I want same blessing
— ?Killings & Violence ?? (@Domwax) December 13, 2017
Amen oooo!!? Tobi you don reach here SMH ?????
— mudia of arc (@OdunAjiboye) December 13, 2017
Lol Odun. Who no like better prayer
— OluwatoBBy °_° (@tombo_fc) December 13, 2017
I celebrate with you my sister, someone is owing me 130k. God that did it for you will do it for me too ??
— •I am Victory• (@iamvic3) December 13, 2017
Yours might be 600k… In a bid to pay you 60k he might put an extra 0 ??
— Tony Nnando ?????? (@Chef_Tee88) December 13, 2017
No it might be 1.3m ?
— •I am Victory• (@iamvic3) December 13, 2017
What alert?
If I'm the one, I didn't even see any alert. She is still owing me 30k. ?
— Mighty Mohammed (@TheVyrus) December 13, 2017
Pay her back in her own coin
Delay her small o… Tell her you're busy, tell her you'll send it when you have time..
— I AM PASH (@MesutPash) December 13, 2017
Send her 70k back to her but delay her for number of months she was owing you… U don't do mobile transfer and you don't have time to go to bank because one of your ancestors just resurrected and you the head of committee set up to investigate the strange occurrence
— O'Dee (@odunamen) December 13, 2017
calculate the exact amount of time it took her to pay you, then pay her then also
— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) December 13, 2017
Give her 1k every day for the next 90 days. ???
— #BringBackOurGirls (@OKShorty1) December 13, 2017
Tell her that the way your account is set up, you have to first send to your checkings (savings) account and talk to your bankers again before you can transfer any money. ?
— Lestat de Lioncourt (@lestat058) December 13, 2017
The God of Mrs Ibe no dey sleep.
If I were in your shoes, I won't send that money back for two weeks.
And when I do, I'll send her 10k once a week over 7 weeks.
She's very mad.
— Folu (@FoluShaw) December 13, 2017
Invest
I will send back the 70k but it's definitely not gonna be in this December neither will it be January. In fact I'd do fixed deposit with the whole of that money for 60days then send back her 70k by February.
— Zedicus Zol Zorander (@7even10en) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/k4yod3/status/940862987719540738
Aunty play 2 odds with the 70k,….
If e cut
Carry the slip give the girl ??? pic.twitter.com/G824zf2kBU— ?Sound Sultan Carbon copy ? (@Izuchuukwu) December 13, 2017
See someone making sense
— MESSI FC (@SomTeeOnline) December 13, 2017
Return a fraction
Abeg take 50k and refund 50k…10k for interest and 10k for her wickedness. I think that's fair enough.
— Remi Makanju (@R3M1MKJ) December 13, 2017
Deductibles…(30k) principal + (10k)compensation for damages + (10k) interest + (15k) legal fees + (5k) bank charges… She can have her 20k back… Rubbish
— Amara-Chuks (@chusk_chuks) December 13, 2017
Gbam!!!… The same thing i thought
— Tony Nnando ?????? (@Chef_Tee88) December 13, 2017
Send Her The 2K She Was Going To Remain With. It's All She Needed. Hiyo Ingine Ni Kama Kura Ya Jubilee. It's There But We Don't Know Where It Came From
— Michael F. M. Kiragu (@MichaelFMKiragu) December 13, 2017
Remove your 30k+ 20k for your troubles. Send her 20k after 3m, and tell her to borrow you the remaining 30k, then make her feel how you felt.
— Abby (@Unique11taurus) December 13, 2017
God of miracles! The 100k will be her collateral until she finds and sends me my #30,100. #100 being transfer money. Sha la fe yawere ni?
— سءىد هم زحر ? (@_hkayyy_) December 13, 2017
Na till next July before she sees her 60K. Yes. 10K interest for lying.
— SEUN (@Dan_Onas) December 13, 2017
Don’t retaliate
Gently remove your 30k and send the 70k back to her, the power is with you now, it's might be with someone else another time. So always intend to do good. Moreover God has fought for you
— SULAIMON UTHMAN ABIODUN (@sulaimon_uthman) December 13, 2017
Send her her balance, take out ur money..send her her 70k. Don't retaliate…it's not Godly and besides the momentary gratification that revenge gives, u really do not gain anything and it won't make u a better person at d end…Let it go!?
— World Solution (@adukegeorge) December 13, 2017
I once had a similar case…100k in 2013. The girl refused to pay..I cried I begged. Missed my MA that yr coz that was what I was putting togeda from my 35k job. I had to forgive. By 2015, I had finished my masters,was working..d girl? She died that yr… #WhyILeaveVengance
— World Solution (@adukegeorge) December 13, 2017
AHH… This one will not die o
Amen
— ?Sound Sultan Carbon copy ? (@Izuchuukwu) December 13, 2017
Toh…lol…so bottom line iv learnt to let go things…I cry, I hurt but not vengeance…imagine if I had retaliated…so many suggestions came to harm her but thank God for God…No regrets ?
— World Solution (@adukegeorge) December 13, 2017
Nice one. But this God that allowed this kind miracle isn't a bad God, cld it be a test for you and also an attestation of what friends can be. But will you also fall into the trap? Just take your full 30k and return her 70k. Case close. Conscience clear, debt paid.
— Adewale (@saviorluv) December 13, 2017
Tithe
Remember to pay your tithes o!
— TCA (@XrisTion) December 13, 2017
Cos it is a Christmas Miracle of 70k ?
— Isi Ogbebor (@dadashnami) December 13, 2017
Rules of lending
Rules,
1. Lend big so that u can t8k the debtor to court or possible harvest their organs if you are a loan shark.
2. Lend little, so you could easily forget it if they fail to pay back.
A man borrowed 150k from me, when he failed to pay back, i instigated his family to riot.— ʀɛɗ pʀiɳcɛ ® (@M_cellinus) December 13, 2017
I'll never forget one state bond – the last one i did before joining Eco – a new governor came in and decided he didn't want to pay anymore….thank God for ISPO….he was like, why should i be paying for what i didn't enjoy
— Dolapo Oni (@Dolarpo) December 13, 2017
Wawu.
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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