Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Is it too late to go to beauty school and train to be an esthetician? Are there any board certified beauty schools in Nigeria?
— Ada Akunne (@SheisBoki) June 19, 2019
You want to be an ostrician?
If you are not having this much fun at work, go home! All hail the royal highnesses of Lagos. Double tuale!!🙌🏾 pic.twitter.com/bltqxVV4Z4
— victor ehikhamenor (@victorsozaboy) June 19, 2019
I know you low-key feel that you are better than them.
What is more high level than outsourcing it to the Most High? 🤷🏿♂️ https://t.co/S7XDsO9e5u
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) June 19, 2019
It’s now 5 years since Thierry Henry snubbed me at Landmark Hotel, Marylebone, London. I will never forget. 😕
— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) June 19, 2019
These appointments of APC antagonists and Saraki loyalists by the Senate President is a recipe for trouble. He is already sabotaging himself….We will continue to see leaked memos and other vital documents on this street.
— Abu Rayyan (@Abdulrahmanleme) June 19, 2019
If indeed Olu Onemola was appointed by Ahmed Lawan, the SP made a great appointment. Olu is young, smart and very competent. Although, I wasn’t a fan of Saraki, I loved how he surrounded himself with very smart and competent young professionals.
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) June 19, 2019
I know this is you lobbying to work for the govt too.