Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Too bad Professor Isaac Adewale didn’t make the list again. Would have loved to hear more of his ideas for turning medical graduates into tailors rather than consultants. But on the bright side, Ngige is there to remind us we have no shortage of doctors.#MinisterialList
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) July 23, 2019
Amazing how much which state you are from influences if you will be on the #ministeriallist.
— Dr Ola Brown (Orekunrin) (@NaijaFlyingDr) July 23, 2019
Dear Nigerian Muslims
The Nigerian State is a secular State and must not be used to fight any ideological wars. Whatever problem you may have with Shiites is an ideological issues you should all go tackle or better still leave to God to judge!
A fellow Nigerian Muslim!
— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) July 23, 2019
I see many celebrating the absence of Solomon Dalung in Buhari’s list. You people never learn. A Nigerian politician never really disappears, they hibernate.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 23, 2019
Dalung can go back to planting cocoyam for all I care. Thank God he’s not coming back.
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 23, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.