Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
NIPOST is in the 18th century.
— Stanley Azuakola (@stanleyazuakola) April 18, 2019
‘Spoil yourself’, ‘spoil yourself’!!!
Now i no get anything for account again ???
— JoJo (@joviberry05) April 18, 2019
Man Utd vs Man City
Private Jet trip.
Chauffeur pick up.
Executive box use at Old Trafford
Luxurious hotel (1 night)
Back next day.
DM if you are interested.
— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) April 18, 2019
Nigerians are so unwittingly rude.
My chest. Jizosu ?? pic.twitter.com/1s0tRPfZhS
— Sandra Ezekwesili (@SEzekwesili) April 18, 2019
One of the most frequent answers I give to many questions is “I don’t know”. I discovered many years ago that there are many things that I don’t know, on which my opinion will be sought. And so I formed a habit of knowing when I don’t know, and accepting that I don’t know!
— Kola Oyeneyin | ?? (@MrSleevesUp) April 18, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.