Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1  Amina Mohammed

Amina Mohammed has finally resumed duty at the UN, as deputy Secretary-General.

Do see below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRD9Eo2lGkq/?taken-by=buhari.sallau

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRD-0Xslyat/?taken-by=buhari.sallau

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRD9fbplpwx/?taken-by=buhari.sallau

So proud of you, ma’am.

2. Rochas Okorocha

The governor of Imo state has apparently been out and about.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRD8_zalFee/?taken-by=buhari.sallau

Hmm, Okorocha the orator.

Oga, how far people salary dem?

 

3. Chidi Okereke

@Chydee has been having a ball at the social media week.

Do see below:

"We're working to make the government realize that innovation should come before regulation." – Ade Ashaye #VisaSMWLagos #SMWLagos pic.twitter.com/USdKwyYkj7

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) February 28, 2017

Guess how much this picture is worth. #SMWLagos #VisaSMWLagos pic.twitter.com/pqrjYtCpVo

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) February 28, 2017

4. EFCC

The EFCC has been engaging Nigerians about corruption and the way forward. Do see below:

What penalties do you think looters of public funds deserve? @pacacng @AsoRock #CorruptionDialogue

— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 28, 2017

Long prison terms & forfeiture of loot (inclusive of interest)! https://t.co/VbEHSQg5lu

— #JesusLovesYou (@towjhu) February 28, 2017

Do you consider forfeitures adequate justice in the fight against corruption? @pacacng @AsoRock #CorruptionDialogue

— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 28, 2017

Forfeiture isn't adequate, it's like a slap on the wrist. Lengthy jail time in addition to Forfeiture will be. https://t.co/w7DA7wr5as

— AAS (@adequnle) February 28, 2017

It doesn't serve as deterrent though. But its like we are getting what belongs to us back. https://t.co/ZrO0928c30

— Roy Ibn el-Mustapha? ?? (@coded_crude) February 28, 2017

Long prison terms & forfeiture of loot (inclusive of interest)! https://t.co/VbEHSQg5lu

— #JesusLovesYou (@towjhu) February 28, 2017

5. Gimba Kakanda

Gimba has been vocal about the outrageous xenophobia against Africans by South Africans. Audu also lent his voice.

The joke of this violence against Nigerians in South Africa is, if South Africa was an enterprise, Nigeria would've been a shareholder.

— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) February 28, 2017

These #Xenophobicattacks against Nigerians must stop. We have never shown anything but love to SouthAfricans so why the hate?

— AuduMaikori (@Audu) February 28, 2017

Keep speaking, if only for the record.

6. Gideon Okeke

Is in a celebratory mood. Do see below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDcfC2hLPT/?taken-by=ogidigada.ng

Wehdone, sah!

7. Alibaba

Alibaba has been on a roll today.

Do see below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDkDOuA5tg/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDm25sgZvG/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

Haha.