Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Cyprian

Going back to an old relationship is like watching a movie over and over again but expect something different to always happen at the end.

— Cyprian the ??n (@cypiee) November 7, 2018

Yes… but what if they decide to get it right this time and find out things they never knew about themselves?… decide to understand what the problem might be and push to resolve it.

2. Igala King

APC governors have corruption allegations against their chairman, Adams Oshiomole, & they report him not to the police or EFCC but to DSS. And during interrogation, he was asked to resign. What concerns the DSS with allegations of corruption? Or the internal politics of a party?

— Igala_King (@I_Am_Ilemona) November 7, 2018

I tire too oo.

DSS on top party activities?

We should be worried oo!

3. Oluwafifunmi

You surely can't have the same me twice once you break my trust, stab me in the back, hurt me deep.
Even if I forgive you, I'll never ever look at you the same way & be with you like I used to. I can't be stupid twice. pic.twitter.com/DnkEa5c9hr

— ? OLUWAFIFUNMI ??? (@FifunmiRexx) November 7, 2018

Okay.

4. Chinedu Ikedieze

5. Enekem

Some People dont know that there is a difference between PORTFOLIO and CV

it is pretty simple, Portfolio says SHOW ME what you have done and can do while CV says TELL ME your experience, skills and qualifications over the years

PLEASE RT TO SAVE A LIFE

— Enekem ? (@EnekemGreg) November 7, 2018

Thank you ma.

6. Debola Williams

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp4NTUNn2An/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1e9kkc8dz1ysd

True! However, the organisers might have reasons they decided to have only female speakers.

7. David Lawal

I used to join them to say #Nigeria has leadership problems.

Honestly, Nigeria lacks constructive Followership.

We get serious Follower problems, wallahi! #NigeriaDecides2019 pic.twitter.com/yv6sxaDWGY

— Digital Journo (@davidblawal) November 7, 2018

I was saying this in a midst of friends sometime ago and they thought I was pro-Buhari.

I was not even particular about this regime.