Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I am so tired of Nigeria and these people ruling and the people supporting this mediocrity.
It doesn’t take an intelligent person to know that this country isn’t working.
— Written By (@DamiElebe) July 5, 2019
Just throw this country away.
Dunno why we now have this leading theory that Biodun Fatoyimbo needs to rape for jazz.
Isn’t it possible, and stay with me here, that the bastard is a depraved serial rapist who simply gets off on raping women/children? Why must it be something spiritual?
— Strawberry Ice cream (non dairy) (@t3niola) July 5, 2019
Nigerians and spiritualising.
I just saw a very hostile job ad for the role of Customer Service Rep.
The first line in the requirements reads “Saturdays is a must”
— The CV Writer (@_AdeFunke_) July 5, 2019
Saudi bombing the hell out of Yemen is a more serious issue than this but I haven’t seen Nigerians protesting or harshly condemning that. But hey🤷🏽♂️ https://t.co/SEmT1apxvb
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 5, 2019
Nigeria is poor, troubled, because we have long endured bad governance. Speak up, take action, and offer better alternatives. Some see tribe before facts, party affiliation before truth, and support every evil, every incompetence. They can’t, and shouldn’t, stop us. Nigeria Rise!
— Kingsley Moghalu (@MoghaluKingsley) July 5, 2019