Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Donald Trump
President Trump is in the eye of a storm for doing two things that are although perfectly Trump-like, still manage to be shocking. He really outdid himself this time.
See tweets below:
Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 23, 2017
If a player wants the privilege of making millions of dollars in the NFL,or other leagues, he or she should not be allowed to disrespect….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 23, 2017
…our Great American Flag (or Country) and should stand for the National Anthem. If not, YOU'RE FIRED. Find something else to do!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 23, 2017
These tweets will mean nothing to you if you do not know the backstory.
Of course, it came with major blowback. Lebron James himself called Trump a bum. Can you beat that?
2. Eyo Ekpo
Speaking of Trump, you know there’s only one other person in the world who can beat him at his game, right. This peculiar honour goes to Kim Jong-Un Supreme Leader of Korea. He’s mad as a hatter and we doubt Trump can match his fervour. Strangely, Eyo Ekpo argues the opposite. Could he be on to something? Take a look:
3. Moses Ochonu
Did you catch Nasir ElRufai saying Yar’Adua opposed him and died? That’s not all he said, though. Farooq Kperogi has taken his statement apart excellently. Moses Ochonu can’t seem to wrap his head around the Governor’s utterance.
[Read also]: “El Rufai’s morbid obsession with the death of his enemies”
4. Gimba Kakanda
Gimba Kakanda is far removed from Kaduna politics. He’s someplace else discussing utopia.
Discussing "Utopia and the Future" yesterday with the cerebral Fujino Kaori, Lava Omer Darwesh and Yaara Shehori.
Photo credit: @santgiralt pic.twitter.com/jCgveDj1Vz
— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) September 23, 2017
5. Eketi Ette
It’s Akwa Ibom state’s 30th Anniversary today and Eketi has much to be thankful for.
Akwa Ibom, Isongho!
#AkwaIbomAdoOk
6. Manasseh Egedegbe
In Nigeria, there’s a constant squabble between wives and househelps. But this one took a different angle. Check on it:
Le Wife did new hairstyle. 24hrs later, househelp did exact same hairstyle. Le Wife is fuming. I am doing everything to avoid stray bullet.
— Bill Gates’ Maiguard (@knightofdelta) September 23, 2017
Everybody so harsh on househelp, she probably admired the hair and did the same thing at a rather cheaper rate self.
— ® (@shitez12) September 23, 2017
What's the fuss? ?
— ?? Nene Odonkor (@neneodonkor) September 23, 2017
No one here has told you the truth behind the wife's reaction yet?
— Maria Zakharova (@Ma_LoJ) September 23, 2017
Tell us ooo.
7. Kristen Heavner
Moving on, this do-gooder is changing lives in America.
This teacher is giving away menstruation care packs to make puberty a little easier pic.twitter.com/VyXRVcDRWN
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) September 23, 2017
Nice.
[Catch up on the gist]: “Guys tell how they wil react if a lady stains their car seat with menstrual blood”
Hmmmm, hmmmm.
Interesting angle to human nature— #SheInsuranceBroker (@tegaphoenix) September 23, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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