Today’s Noisemakers: Donald Trump, Eyo Ekpo, Manasseh Egedegbe and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Donald Trump

President Trump is in the eye of a storm for doing two things that are although perfectly Trump-like, still manage to be shocking. He really outdid himself this time.

See tweets below:

These tweets will mean nothing to you if you do not know the backstory.

[Get the scrumptious gist here]: “Man, nobody with any sense of self-respect considers it an honour to be within a 10-mile radius of you | Trump gets into hot water with blacks”

Of course, it came with major blowback. Lebron James himself called Trump a bum. Can you beat that?

2. Eyo Ekpo

Speaking of Trump, you know there’s only one other person in the world who can beat him at his game, right. This peculiar honour goes to Kim Jong-Un Supreme Leader of Korea. He’s mad as a hatter and we doubt Trump can match his fervour. Strangely, Eyo Ekpo argues the opposite. Could he be on to something? Take a look:

3. Moses Ochonu

Did you catch Nasir ElRufai saying Yar’Adua opposed him and died? That’s not all he said, though. Farooq Kperogi has taken his statement apart excellently. Moses Ochonu can’t seem to wrap his head around the Governor’s utterance.

[Read also]: “El Rufai’s morbid obsession with the death of his enemies”


4. Gimba Kakanda

Gimba Kakanda is far removed from Kaduna politics. He’s someplace else discussing utopia.

5. Eketi Ette

It’s Akwa Ibom state’s 30th Anniversary today and Eketi has much to be thankful for.


Akwa Ibom, Isongho!


6. Manasseh Egedegbe

In Nigeria, there’s a constant squabble between wives and househelps. But this one took a different angle. Check on it:

Tell us ooo.


7. Kristen Heavner

Moving on, this do-gooder is changing lives in America.


[Catch up on the gist]: “Guys tell how they wil react if a lady stains their car seat with menstrual blood”

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