Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Issa Rae

It’s TGIF, a perfect time to lose one’s head in thaclubs or stay in doors musing on the opposite sex. We wager that’s what Issa Rae was up to when she tweeted this:

https://twitter.com/IssaRae/status/918899988146610178

Only for Uncle ITK to come strolling by, checking into sombori’smessages wey dem no call him name to tweet this. Let’s play devil’s advocate and say he was high at the time of posting. It is TGIF, innit?

Women really have no clue what they want… none https://t.co/gCuzYLYLA6

— Avon Barksdale (@SinceTheLate80s) October 13, 2017

Issa did not want to know nuthing, she clapped back with centuries old female criticism.

https://twitter.com/IssaRae/status/918902604415062016

Brother Dre then threw this angle in, just for kicks

https://twitter.com/Y2Dre_/status/918904145029025798

https://twitter.com/IssaRae/status/918907111752560641

In summary…

Today is, as every day is, a good day to listen to women of color.

— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) October 13, 2017

Thank you, sir.

2. Dino Melaye ft Feyi Fawehinmi

It goes against every grain of common sense to thank Dino Melaye for embarrassing Nigeria with this outfit, looking like Father Christmas threw up on him.

Wuzuldis?

A Nigerian Senator gets a $108,000 wardrobe allowance. Meanwhile here is a rare photo of a fully dressed bush meat pic.twitter.com/A75XyafNJK

— tyro (@DoubleEph) October 13, 2017

Rachael has a chllenge for fashion analysts

I would pay to read an art critic-cum-psychoanalyst's take on Nigerian senator Dino Melaye's fashion choices (ht @DoubleEph) pic.twitter.com/y5ZPhHv8mo

— Rachel Savage (@rachelmsavage) October 13, 2017

3. Matthew Page

The author and International Affairs Fellow shares some insights:

A few blocks away from where this picture is taken is the Ritz-Carlton. They love WorldBank/IMF meeting week: suites run $15,000+/night. > https://t.co/ISGe9Rrvcb

— Matthew T. Page (@MatthewTPage) October 13, 2017

Aha.

4. Oby Ezekwesili

Mr President had another row with Nigerians today after the President of the World Bank disclosed that Buhari had told the bank to focus on Northern Nigeria. In nation already stewing with ethnic tension, people did not receive this news well- until the President’s team clarified Buhari’s words. Unfortunately, they were not diplomatic about it.

Hence Dr Dipo’s prayer:

May God bless Nigeria with an inclusive, open minded and detribalised leader.

— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) October 13, 2017

Amin.

Interestingly, Oby Ezekwesili, one of this administration’s least favourite persons actually spoke up in the FG’s defence.

[In case you missed it]: “It is not what you think” | Mrs Ezekwesili defends Buhari

5. Moses Ochonu

The lecturer is not at all smitten with Buhari’s defence. He leaves us with a food for thought:

As far as Onye Nkuzi is concerned, the Presidency is acting like a Peacock and something must be done about it.

The National Assembly should focus on limiting the powers of the Presidency.

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) October 13, 2017

6. Aisha Yesufu

But for fellow BBOG activist, Buhari is done for.

7. Pst Gbenro

Pastor of The Baptizing Church, Abuja dipped his feet into the rivers of Political Twitter for a bit because the state of our roads compelled him.

WATCH:

I avoid political twitter.
But my friend traveled today, this is Ibillo pic.twitter.com/ig766quf3k

— Pst. Gbenro (@gbenro) October 13, 2017

8. Seun Onigbinde

To show that it’s a Nigerian thing, Co-founder of Budgit takes up Lagos roads.

The standard y'all take from Lagos State Govt is so terrible. Just look at the substandard work at Lekki Expressway junctions.

— Oluseun Onigbinde (@seunonigbinde) October 13, 2017

Reactions:

I have always said this, we are so used to poor governance that mediocrity seems like heaven to lagosians n Nigerians.

— The Abbanogu Times (@AbbanoguTimes) October 13, 2017

In all things, give glory to God.

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) October 13, 2017

You know the drill, o jare.

9. Donald Trump

President Trump has a message for the US Navy.

WATCH:

I have no greater privilege than to serve as your Commander-in-Chief. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the incredible men and women @USNavy!#242NavyBday pic.twitter.com/qcdB4U8CqA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 13, 2017