Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
If you are a Nigerian or you support good football, then you must be proud today.
#InCaseYouMissedIt: Nigeria won 2-0 against Iceland in the group stage of the Russia 2018 World Cup.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Fela Durotoye
Iceland vs. 190 million Nigerians 🇳🇬 and our village people 😂 Them no fit. #SuperEagles
— FelaDUROTOYE (@feladurotoye) June 22, 2018
He said it’s our village people. Lol! At least they helped the Super Eagles today.
Someone supports him:
Shout out to all the village witches. #NGAISL
— Àṣelá (@Mr_Sotubo) June 22, 2018
For the first time in history, Nigerian witches did something for the country 😂😂😂 They sent the Penalty to one corner 😅😅 #NGAISL🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
— Ababio Reuben (@reubenababio1) June 22, 2018
2. Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
God!!! I’m so happy!!! 🇳🇬
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) June 22, 2018
You cannot but be happy na. With all the negativity…
That Musa's 2nd goal is a typical world cup classic goal. He unilaterally created the chance, outran the defender, patiently beat the goalkeeper and clinically finished and delivered the goal. The kind of goal you see at the world cup!!! #Musa #NGAISL #WorldCup2018
— A b d u l (@Zuby215) June 22, 2018
Ahmed musa scored and joined the league of the highest goal scorer's in one match while your MCM can't even convert a penalty kick 😂😂 #NGAISL
— 🔱mʏ ҡıňɢ🔱 (@Iju_digal) June 22, 2018
Wait first na. Ahah! Nigerians sef.
— Alesin Eniola (@ennyorlahalesh) June 22, 2018
Nigerians sef. Una don change am fast fast.
6. Bukola Saraki
— Bukola Saraki (@bukolasaraki) June 22, 2018
Yes oo!! Discipline. And that is what they showed in the second half.
— Sport Definition (@SportDefinition) June 22, 2018
Nigeria iced all the descendants of Iceland tribes…
Finnbogasson the SON of finnbo
Boedvarsson the SON of Boedvar
Bjanason the Leader of the Bjana tribe
Sigurdsson the SON of Sigurd
Gunnarson the KING of Gunnar's.
Arnason the SON of Arna…. pic.twitter.com/VN3X0KAqTw
— Zhibueze (@Glykeviz) June 22, 2018
8. Ali-Moncef Cherabi
#NGAISL Remember in 2014 – Messi scored the first goal in the 3rd min, Musa replied back in the 4th… Then Messi scored the second for Argentina in the 45th.. Musa replied in the 47th..
Ahmed Musa the soldier you can count on 😎
Let's go Super Eagles.. pic.twitter.com/HdlzMFDmw2
— Ali-Moncef Cherabi (@AliMoncef) June 22, 2018
Nigerian players right now
I'll like to thank my mum, my dad, my aunt, my uncle, Edo witches, Aba witch es, Our President, Uncle Moji, Baba Sako, Brother John, Sister Kola and everyone that came out here to support us
God bless Nigeria and God bless you.#WorldCup #NGAISL pic.twitter.com/9bcU1sPLkb
— Valeska.🇳🇬 (@Jirom_acati) June 22, 2018
10. Naira Maley
Issa goal issa goal!!!
11. Craze Clown
Then one peculiar and correct prediction. Too correct!
Nigeria is going to play Iceland 2-0.
At least that’s what my dream said. I’m not sure who won but the same person scored both goals.
— Tolulope (@tolusaba) June 22, 2018
Phewwwww!!!! Too many noisemakers today. No one having reservations, all supporting.
You must have hissed and hissed in the first half until the second half. But… the result must have lifted you up to your feet.
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram