Today’s Noisemakers: Femi Otedola, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu, Deji Adeyanju, others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Wole Ojo

https://twitter.com/SirWoley/status/996385678954057728

Well…

It can happen to anyone. Like when I had a long road trip and only asked the girl beside me the title of the book she was pretending to read. Lol!

2. Damola

Replying to:

Abeg abeg! What so ever happened to #MenAreScum?

Anyway, let’s just take it that this is one good evidence that the hashtag has been wrongly popularised.

Let’s put this way: #NotAllMenAreScum.

Meanwhile, we will come for Damola later. Which one is “we hope to blah blah blah”.

3. Rita

https://twitter.com/Rtzrita/status/996341612199469056

So “Likers FC” cannot do their work in peace again?

Na wa oo! How will you even please the world?

4. Femi Otedola

Wait first. Una no go allow the man enter before una give am chilled water wey dey taste iron iron? Na wa oo!

5. Ebuka Obi-Uchendu

We are not even done dealing with the original one and they want to ‘shook’ us again…

We can’t wait!

Just negodu Don Jazzy’s reply:

It’s Gowon and Aisha Buhari. *rolls eye* #WaitForIt.

6. Adu

Adu Adu… let us leave it there till later.

7. Deji Adeyanju

Ahah! This one is angry oo.

8. Slim Noble

Please tell him. That is how people generalise. Fallacious Generalisations you would say.

See what he is saying:

80 percent? From which survey biko?

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