Today’s Noisemakers: J.K Rowling, Malala and PSG signs Neymar

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Paris Saint-Germain

PSG is on a roll today, trolling Barcelona and trumpeting their signing of Neymar in what has been termed a world record deal. They even made a video about it. See below:

2. Malala

They asked, Malala answered. She may not be a football fan, but she’s celebrating the work of her hands- her book.

3. J.K Rowling

While one is celebrating, another is mourning. Author of the popular Harry Potter series mourns the death of Robert Hardy, the actor.

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4. Wole Odeleye

The living have problems that the dead no longer have to bother about, one of which is maintaining certain levels of comfort. Hear Wole:

5. Papa Bule is concerned with alchohol.

6. Ife has a ‘life hack’ for you. This one has to do with body count

7. Thomas Sowel

A fan of Sowel has tweeted one of the quotes from his book. It’s a good one.

8. Kcee

Is this the end of all things for Nigerian entertainers? Just like Yul Edochie who announced his interest in running for governor, the Limpopo singer, KCee has also thrown his hat into the ring- to comical effect, unfortunately.

See below:

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/893206499408924673

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